Will never happen again

Recently the lady Diane had a friend come for a visit (born in new england but currently living in Virginia). We all went out to dinner one night and coming home (the lady Diane was driving) we pulled into the driveway and my truck was more to the middle than usual so I said "I'm sorry I should have moved over a bit to give you more space." She (loudly) said "What! a man admits error." I ignored her but then we went inside and out to the patio while she picked up her evening bottle of wine. We sat on the patio as she asked "how much did this wine cost?" Then turned to me and said "Dys, you're very quaint" I swear I didn't hit her, even once.