Guns

The word that goes before n'Roses.

This is my rifle
This is my gun.
This is for killing
This is for fun.

Oh man, look at the guns on that blonde.


Joe(Shoot me baby one more time)Nation

Man, oh Manachevitz.
That blonde has got a balcony
you could entice Romeo with.
38 Special
357 Magnum.
She's got a clevage holster
with party hat nipples,
I'm gonna get me a gun,
I'm gonna get me a pair,
I'm gonna shoot the sheriff,
The deputy, I don't care.

Watch 'em. They're bringin' out the big guns for this one.

Technically, a gun is smooth-bore; a gun-nut, however, is just a big bore.

Effective gun control consists of consistent 3" groups at 50 yards, standing offhand rapid fire.

Yeppers, that's the lady Diane with her Smith and Wesson Model K.

Respectable - now, if she could manage that with a Desert Eagle[/i][/u], or even a Blackhawk, it would be truly impressive :wink:



Note - not claiming I could do that with a Desert Eagle; smart enought to never have tried. I have tried it with my Blackhawk - came pretty close, but, damn!!! ... ain't doin' that again; it was a helluva beating ... I was sore from my palm up through my wrist and elbow into my shoulder, and all the way down to my hips - for a couple days ... and the pad of my thumb was worn just about raw from thumbing back the hammer.

she had me cornered, she had a pair of 45's, she also had a gun

last night i shot an elephant in my pyjamas

how he got in my pyjamas i'll never know

Calm down, Groucho . . .