Hey! This contest isn't over yet! And I, uh, smoke 43 packs a day! Yeah! And nineteen cigars, too!
He's not in graphic design, is he?
CAD design. Close enough. Move along.
I'm sorry to report that Zarqawi is alive and well in the deep south. Yesterday I saw him in the TCBY drive-thru. He took a generous lick of boysenberry, winked good-naturedly at me and said, "This Can't Be Yogurt!"
Some of the frozen yogurt stuck to his beard. It was kind of endearing.
