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When did Chai Tea become a parent?!?!?!?!?

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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 11:17 am
Chai, dear...does Roland still have all his claws?


(Lord knows he will need them.)
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 12:30 pm
no, but rolands pretty darn fast.

I gave Niles a couple of yogurt cups and a jalapeno bagel. He's knawing at the wrappers and lids.

I'll just go back there in a couple of hours and turn the shower on for a few minutes for cleanup.




Honestly, I don't know why everyone says this is so hard.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 01:11 pm
Ah. Then, I take it, you did not breastfeed the little darling.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 01:39 pm
Oh, yes, a drain. Very important for the sound-proof room. Rubber matts and walls, straight jacket, hooks from which to hang the straigt jacket....

Extra cstraight jackets for play dates...
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 03:37 pm
so, this sound proof room with rubber walls is for me, right?


http://www.avrev.com/gifs/dvdreviews/straightjacket.gif
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:11 pm
http://www.funnyshit.ws/content/9277.html
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:42 pm
I killed some zombies.

then in the next game I immediatly turned the gun on myself.

that was cool.








WHAT THE HELL IS HE SCREAMIN' ABOUT NOW!?

excuse me for a second folks.....
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:45 pm
Oh, this is flippin' great....

All that's in the bathtub are his diapers, an empty yougurt container, and half a bagel....

now he's invisible somewheres around the house.





OW!!!!!


Why you little....

OW!!!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:55 pm
Looks like "The Invisible Man" to me.

http://www.meetcleaver.com/Invisible+Man+Legacy.jpg

Do you feel invisible?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 05:01 pm
if you are invisible, you can touch yourself in public


you can touch other people

you can rob a bank

steal a car

fly around the world for free

ride on a cruise ship for free






damn....
and here you are sitting on A2k Rolling Eyes
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 05:34 pm
No she isn't. She's chasing the little invisible hellio....babykins around the house right now. I'm sure she'll be back in a minute.

Sure hope he hasn't gotten his little fists on Roland. Shocked
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 07:57 pm
shewolfnm wrote:

Oh you evil, evil woman.

There went two and a half hours of my life. Evil or Very Mad

And I still got no more than 1505 points and 117 kills.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 08:22 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
if you are invisible, you can touch yourself in public


you can touch other people

you can rob a bank

steal a car

fly around the world for free

ride on a cruise ship for free

I can see that you've given this some serious thought!

Have you thought of when you sit on a toilet that someone may sit on you? Huh, have you? Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 08:35 pm
nimh wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:

Oh you evil, evil woman.

There went two and a half hours of my life. Evil or Very Mad

And I still got no more than 1505 points and 117 kills.



Love you too darling.

Stupid little addicting ass game.


( psst.. your lagging if you have only wasted 3 hours.. hehehe)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 08:35 pm
Just follow the trail of poop.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 08:36 pm
FYI, If you're sparing of the liquids and careful about how you hold the little monster, you can probably get by with just one diaper a day.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 09:13 pm
Solved the problem....left the front door open for a half an hour, heard something bouncing and thumping down the front steps, closed and locked door.


Hey! There's a big speed bump right in front of my house...that would give anyone a chance to get out of the way.

I'm going to read, and nighty night.


If your Sunday newspaper is cast all about your front yard, leave your door open and some bagels and yogurt in your bathtub.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jun, 2006 12:55 am
Chai's son is now called Tai Chi, and is prepared to kick her ass.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jun, 2006 09:40 am
[size=7]Somehow, I think Chai has missed out on some of the more important facets of parenthood. I think someone should enlighten her.[/size]


Oh, Chai dear! Look who I found wandering down the street covered in dog sh!t. It's little Tai Chi! You'd better clean him up before he gets your whole house dirty. Oh, and I have an appointment across town in 15 minutes, so I have to hurry. I'm leaving these other kids with you, you can watch them for a little while, right? 'Bye!

(drives away)
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jun, 2006 06:18 pm
No longer "wannabee" tai chi...........yikes.............
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