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Thu 15 May, 2003 09:22 am
So I was just looking at my favorite magazine of all time, the "Vicotoria's Secret" catalogue.
There is NO way in hell, that this catalogue is geared towards women. I think I'd rather look through one of these than a Playboy. I mean, check out page 31, bottom picture. Chick looks like she's waiting to get "smacked around" a bit. Why haven't I got on their mailing list yet?
Then look at page...I gotta go to the bathroom.
Does anyone know what the "secret" is?
Slappy does, but he's busy right now...
Heh heh...I want to know how many women actually read Cosmo, and how many men read Men's Health....
Victoria's 'secret' is that she actually prefers women....
Why wud looking at Victoria's secret want anyone to pee ??
Let's just say that "Victoria's secret" is really "Victor's secret."
Oh, I should have edited, what I meant was that Victoria's 'secret' is that she/he just prefers women to Slappy...
Victoria is not available for comment. She is herself busy, trying desperately to get out of Slappy's bathroom.
Victorias lucky Slappy actually went to the bathroom...could have had his way on the desk as per usual
Victoria's secret is that no one over 25 can shop in their store.
If the Slap-Dog is doing what I think he's doing, he'll be ordering the Braille edition soon.
Nah, that turned out to be a myth, Mr. Still. He may however turn blind if old Victoria will punch him in the face hard enough in self-defense. You know, girls these days, not so fragile and gentle as they used to be in the good old times.
I can't understand why men, who repeatedly say they are visual when it comes to (sex and) thumb-wrestling with Mr Hand, always use the bathroom do said wrestling - yuck.
Actually, K, if you must know...the bathroom ain't where it happens.
It's in the car in rush-hour.
Dag, ever since that "Independent" song by Destiny's Child came out...the world's been a different place.
Doh! I guess it's a good stress relief.
Slap-Dog, that's our gender's LITTLE SECRET . You will suffer the fate of all squealers!!!!!!!!!!!
I think someone's taking his avatar a little too seriously!
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