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Is Lord Ellpus cheating on his wife?

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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 09:58 am
I've noticed a mellowing of Lord Ellpus' posts recently. When a man gets that mellow, it can only mean one thing. He must be cheating on his wife and is getting laid at least once a day.

I'm sooooo shocked! Tell me it can't be true.

BBB Shocked
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:00 am
Every man cheats. Every single one. All the time.

It's a secret I can't keep anymore. Sorry ladies.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:03 am
BBB
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Every man cheats. Every single one. All the time.

It's a secret I can't keep anymore. Sorry ladies.


But surely, Lord Ellpus would not fall into that pattern.

Perhaps the faithful Gus or the Bear could have a little chat with him to make him change his ways.

BBB Crying or Very sad
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:10 am
Re: Is Lord Ellpus cheating on his wife?
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
I've noticed a mellowing of Lord Ellpus' posts recently. When a man gets that mellow, it can only mean one thing. He must be cheating on his wife and is getting laid at least once a day.


You should be ashamed even envisioning such possibility.

The love and tenderness he vows to his wife is probably blossoming again, in the second part of his life...

(That's why he is mellowing).
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:17 am
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Every man cheats. Every single one. All the time.

It's a secret I can't keep anymore. Sorry ladies.


But surely, Lord Ellpus would not fall into that pattern.

Perhaps the faithful Gus or the Bear could have a little chat with him to make him change his ways.

BBB Crying or Very sad


No, there's no pattern. All men cheat, therefore all you women are being cheated on.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:28 am
BBB
Any men out there who disagree with Slappy's claim that all men cheat on their wives? Do you know any who don't? I do.

BBB
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:32 am
I was kidding. I know...something I never do.
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:34 am
I always assumed His Lordship exercised his "droit de seigneur" on a regular basis anyway! Laughing
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:35 am
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Any men out there who disagree with Slappy's claim that all men cheat on their wives? Do you know any who don't? I do.

BBB


I do entirely disagree with Slappy. But I have to tell that many men dont cheat because they do not have the occasion....
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 10:36 am
kitchenpete wrote:
I always assumed His Lordship exercised his "droit de seigneur" on a regular basis anyway! Laughing


Which is called in France, "droit de cuissage"... Laughing
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2006 08:47 am
BBB
But Lord Ellpus is not the "average man" and I can't believe he would cheat on the Lady Ellpus. Besides, I've learned that she has been taking gun training at the local gun club and is considered sniper status on the firing line.

BBB
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jun, 2006 08:41 am
BBB
AHA! Lord Ellpus admits he's cheating on his wife. ---BBB

Lord Ellpus wrote:
The coolest it's going to be tonight, is 21C in London (70F) and very humid.

Therefore, I am going to sleep with Betty Swollocks.

How hot are you going to be tonight?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jun, 2006 08:47 am
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
AHA! Lord Ellpus admits he's cheating on his wife. ---BBB

Lord Ellpus wrote:
The coolest it's going to be tonight, is 21C in London (70F) and very humid.

Therefore, I am going to sleep with Betty Swollocks.

How hot are you going to be tonight?



Hahahahaha, in that case I think its fair to say that every man has cheated as they have ALL slept with Betty Swollocks at some point in their life.

Lord Ellpus doesnt strike me as the cheating type.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:30 am
Material Girl
Material Girl, why do you think Ellpus is not the cheating type despite his tendency to post clever stories about his escapades?

BBB
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 08:32 am
I once met Lordy pouring beer on his hand. When asked what he was doing he said that he was trying to get his date drunk.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jun, 2006 10:03 am
Re: Material Girl
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Material Girl, why do you think Ellpus is not the cheating type despite his tendency to post clever stories about his escapades?

BBB


He's all talk and flirtyness but no action.
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