NATIONAL BREAST FEEDING WEEK.

Hello, my name is Ellpus and I am here to tell you about National Breast Feeding Week, which is in full swing here in the UK at the moment.

Now, there is a lot to be said for bottle feeding your babies, but scientific research has proven time and time again, that the bottle does not compare to a plump but firm, welcoming breast.

For instance, did you know that breast feeding dramatically increases your metabolism? It has been calculated that a five minute suck, with the occasional nibble can be the equivalent of a six mile bike ride. Fifteen miles, if most of it is downhill!

IT'S EASIER THAN ALL THAT NASTY DIETING LADIES - SO GO ON, GIVE IT A GO!

Over here in Droitwich, we have a fully trained volunteer ready to help with any problems or queries of the practical, undressed variety. Please feel free to take advantage of this reasonably priced offer. Overnight stays are available. Offer open to UK residents and anyone who wishes to hop on a plane, provided they pay their own fare. Small charge for breakfast and physical inspection.

http://www.buchanie.co.uk/archived/2005/Week_19/news/breastfeed.asp

So, if you want to lose weight easily, or you are preparing for future motherhood and just want to get in some practise, send an application form to:

THE ELLPUS LADYBUMP FOUNDATION
Droitwich Manor
Wallop-under-Bottom
ENGLAND.