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Tue 16 May, 2006 04:22 pm
In a startling new work from the author of
The DaVinci Code, Dan Brown, the real story of Hitler's dog is revealed for the first time in
The Blondi Code ! ! !
I can hardly wait! Is it true that Blondi was really descended from Jesus' dog, Jeheboa? Only Dan Brown can show us the truth that's been kept secret for millenia!
is it true that hitler was married for a time to the dog, and even had children
it would explain the german name helmut, a clear derivation of heil mutt
Aha!!!! And the Archbishop of Canterbury has a dog, thereby proving that the Illuminati were behind England's split from Rome under Henry VIII!
You better learn to keep revelations such as that under yer hat, Wabbit, or your life won't be worth a plugged nickel.
The Wabbit's life is worth a plugged nickle, now? I'm sorry to hear that, Deb.
I hear that Lassie and Rin Tin Tin were both descended from Jesus' dog and that the SPCA has conspired to keep that a secret for centuries. Shocking!!!!
"Dog is dead."
-Schnitzel the German Shepard
No, no, no, its all lies.
Blondi was actually the son of God, who is meant to represent love.
So it makes sense that Blondi is completly unattatched to fellow dogs and doesnt physically interact with them.
How can anyone say that its natural for 2 dogs that love each other to get married and have puppies.
Its proposterous, absolutely absurd.
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