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Mon 15 May, 2006 10:21 pm
Umm, I'd like to introduce myself...I'm MakeMeShivers33, but you can call me Shivers.
I decided to start this therapy session off with a few sorted details of why I'm here.
It has come to light..that I'm in denial.
Which in returns make me confused.
Which in part tends to make me angry.
Now I'm told that I'm crazed, mentally warped.
Doctors have said that I'm OCD
I have PMS....and a loaded shotgun...
So I guess that makes me a Bitch....
((((((((Can I have a group hug?))))))
Now..why are you here?
Okay, a hug for shivers!

C'mere, you!
....umm....
your shotgun is digging into my ribs....and....you're groping me.
Nods hi to Shivers. Pull up a booth. Where is the pie, do we have any pie?
No, no, I'll get it if you tell me where it is...
So, you're taking a trip?
((((CypherCat)))) Umm, errr, Sorry about that...my hands tend to wander...
(((Osso))) Pie? Ummm, we got Pie...Ya wanna Fork?
Ummm, trip...umm, yep...were headed to Georgia. Which brings up my fear of flying, but plans have changed, so were driving now. (Deep breath...Shuffles feet)
Thank you both for coming, I feel as though this is the first step in gaining control over issues that might be of trouble to our hearts and minds....please make yourselves comfortable, and feel free to start the conversation.
I know what you need beeyatch... bring me some ky for that shotgun and assume the position... you'll be calmed down in no time..... and I'll feel pretty damn chipper myself. A win win situation. :wink:
Big hugs to you, MMS...
I'm here because I fear that I may be in denial too
There, There (((Montana)))...we'll be in denial together...
Bear? Do you feel better now?
MMS wrote:(((Osso))) Pie? Ummm, we got Pie...Ya wanna Fork?
That has a certain pornographic ring to it.
I am NOT IN DENIAL
i am here because my probation officer said I have to be
I DONT HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM
can i have some pie?
I have Jekyll and Hyde syndrome this week.
Gimme some chocolate. Now.
Quote:I am NOT IN DENIAL
i am here because my probation officer said I have to be
I DONT HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM
No..No...Dear...We know you don't have a DAMN problem...
Quote:can i have some pie?
Sure...Wanna Fork with that pie?
>looking around the room<see>pout<
I don't have a problem either!
I have a problem - I don't have any of that pie I hear is here. Pie!
<AHEM>......
My name is Ellpus and I suffer from personal itching whenever I fantasise about German farmers.
Here Aurthor...Wanna Fork?..umm, with the pie?
LE......
Quote:<AHEM>......
My name is Ellpus and I suffer from personal itching whenever I fantasise about German farmers.
Need that itch scratched? I'll line up BVT to help ya.....
Group Therapy for A2kers............very timely
I was at the A2K gathering in Chicago to meet people I considered to be my role models. I am now in shock!
Quote:I was at the A2K gathering in Chicago to meet people I considered to be my role models. I am now in shock!
LOL, What...because they are normal crazy people?