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Round purple stone, eh? I saw a woman wearing one just like that here this morning. Did she lose it long enough for a devious Hungarian blonde to have stolen it, then jumped a plane to Budapest on her getaway?

If I'd known, I'd have grabbed that earring straight from her face. Only a blonde could think that purple goes with blonde, anyway.

Have you looked in the shed yet? (You dont have chickens, do you?)

This rang a bell, so I've been hunting around the east wing. Having just about given up, I thought I would try having a look in the pain room.

Hey presto! There it was, underneath the large harness.


Shall I return it by post?

Perhaps it's in the hatch?

Nooo, I saw it just a few minutes ago..on my way out the door. I bent over to scoop it up but I'll be damned if that lab of mine didn't think I was playing fetch...and nabbed it.

Check over at my nieghbors.......she goes there to bury her loot!

AAAAaaaaaaaaa . . .

Bloody Hell . . .

I wondered what i was sittin' on . . .

Uhm . . . this won't work as an earring any longer . . .

Here it is! It was in my shoe the whole time! I THOUGHT something felt a little funny...

Is she a mom? If so, this would be a great opportunity to find an earring just like it to give for mom's day.

Nooo...take the only earring she has left and have it turned into a ring..or a necklace...but then again, she'd want earrings to match..lol

found it!!!

Thank god. she really was dark as a shark and twice as dangerouse and when she is like that it pays to stay out of her way.

It was out in the shed where she had been cutting the winter wood supply.

Nimh we do have chickens and it was in the shed. Do I know you?

Perhaps you should ask your wife...