I have great news!!!

I like Jon Stewart's "Mess O' Potamia"

I like Jon Stewart.

I love lamp.

We have a winner.

Iraqqiburton.

Oh God, that's brilliant...

Anyway, I just came in to share in the great news, which I knew must be the news that we are all united in our support for the President and his strategy for victory in Iraq. You know, it's a three-sided strategy-- economic, security, and political. If you wonder what the hell that means, I'd be happy to repeat those words in a different order!

Let's call it Newfreedomland.

And take a wrecking ball to every mosque and erect a World Trade Center replica in its place.

Ronald McDonald will be featured on the new currency.

The national anthem will be called, "Never Forget," which Toby Keith will be appointed to write.

Speaking of never forgetting - how about that George Bush and how he never forgets to get up every day and stay the course in Iraq!