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Tue 9 May, 2006 02:30 pm
SHOPPING MALL SCAM
A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular shopping mall customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another mall.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Again - please beware!
Gus, I'm sure Shewolf and Chai are very sorry for stealing your cousin's wallet.
You're not a well person, gustav.
Jeeze, Gus, you make it sound like this is something which would upset a guy . . .
I drove around the mall parking lot for three and a half hours last night until the security guards finally chased me away.
I'm going back in a few minutes. Maybe I'll have better luck with the mall being open.
Wish me luck.
What I want to know is what cruel parent would call one of their kids, 'Cletus'? What kind of name is that?
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I'd make sure to circle that mall for an entire day, while having little cash in my wallet.
Instead, they will find a note detailing that I have a vault stocked with much more cash, my adress, and the generous invitation to bring some of their fine looking young friends.
Hmmm...
Of course, I fail to mention that said cash is of the monopoly variety...
Naj
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