I had a pair of shoes like that.
I put Odor-Eaters in them.
They disappeared.
The shoes or the odor-eaters?
The neighbours, methinks.
I used to work at a shoe store, so I can tell you exactly how to have the most fun with shoes at this stage: Go to an old-fasioned shoe store, one where the poor sales girls still have to wait on you personally. Make 'em take off your horrible old shoes, measure your damp feet in your oldest socks which should also be damp and clammy, make the clerk wait on you for a good twenty minutes or so while breathing the fumes from the old shoes sitting nearby, and then finally leave in a new pair of shoes...And as the coup de grace, leave behind the delightful old shoes for the sales clerk to deal with.
I can't tell you how much you'll darken someone's day by doing this; it always seemed to be a lot of perverse fun to be on the customer end of the exchange.
Cyphercat, you are a very evil woman . . . i salute you . . .
<bows humbly>
To be called evil by Setanta is a very great compliment indeed, I think.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
shoes
set : will these boots do ? in german they are called "knobel-becher" ,
english "dice beaker" , because the soldiers used them to throw dice in absence of a proper beaker (i know you won't believe that) .
they are traditionally worn not with socks but with "fuss-lappen" . hbg
Wassa matter with whacking them in the washing machine, with several detoxicants (detergent, fabric softener, bleach, etc.) for an hour or so (or a super-wash) and then dry them in the sun?
You could put your shoes in, after!
The fault, dear Setanta, is not in our shoes, but in our feet...
It takes thorough, daily washing , changing of socks, and reasonable shoe rotation to avoid killer foot stench.
Homongous fungus among us on these puppies. I live in dread of ever having to take my shoes off in a social situation.
If I wasn't such a lazy bastard, I would just wash them every day.
What's this crapola?
Dogs don't WEAR shoes.
Next thing he'll be trying to tell us he doesn't lick his balls in public.
LionTamerX wrote:If I wasn't such a lazy bastard, I would just wash them every day.
Your shoes ? ! ? ! ?
The fault is in our stars . . .
