Let's take Montana's mind off work.....

montana
and a 'cool' one to go with it !
bottoms up !
hbg

Montana studies the lobster cans carefully, the tension inside her reaching levels capable of powering a steam locomotive and finally she discovers the can perfect for smashing Lord Ellpus's skull.

Actually, I think Montana's work site looks fairly charming and her coworkers seem to be of the highest quality...

Montana, don't let the fish smell grind you down, get even!

Meanwhile, somewhere near the fourth trap on the right, Larry the Lobster makes sure that his affairs are in order, as he has had an awful premonition.......

http://www.betterphoto.com/gallery/dynoGallDetail.asp?photoID=40149

Montana moonlighting to get a little variety....

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

Lord Ellpus arrives, hoping to get a crack at Montana.

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

Rock Lobster (The B-52's)
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

montana
montana must have "other fish to fry" , since she has not made an appearance here . hbg

Gotta get ready for work. big lobster boom this year

Really? Pass the napkins, please.



Joe(oops, No picture)Nation

" MONTAAAAAAAAANA... MONTAAAAAAAAANA "

Looking back, I am now quite ashamed that I started this thread. It was a cold hearted thing to do, and never for one minute thought that other A2K members could be as cruel as I have been.

I was wrong, and I apologise.
I now realise that this thread has only made Montana's life that little bit unhappier. I can imagine her at some ungodly hour, curlers in hair, cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other, approaching her computer full of trepidation as to what she might find on this thread.

She knows that she could easily walk away and look out of the window at the beautiful flowers in her garden, but she is hooked.
Hooked on A2K, as we all are, and there's nothing she can do about it.

Still, a little voice inside her tired, sea scented body screams "Don't open that lobster thread"....... as she logs in.

She tries to concentrate on other areas of the board, which she knows can offer positive encouragement and uplifting ideas. Yet, as her hand moves the cursor down the "at a glance" list......THERE IT IS.......that BLOODY THREAD!

Hoping that for once, some kind soul has posted something nice and positive, she closes her eyes, turns her head away and clicks the mouse.

What seems like a lifetime later, she plucks up the courage to turn her head, her cigarette ash now down to the tip, her hand shaking.


At first she can't believe her eyes.....no lobster!

This disbelief is soon replaced with a feeling of wonder....and something else.....something that she always feels when HE is around. She has never confessed this to her A2K friends, and never will, but every time HE is around, she feels.......feels..............strangely aroused.

Yet today's feeling came just that little bit quicker.....and more intense.
Her heart thumps as she quickly searches for her spectacles, ash spilling onto the carpet. Gripping the cigarette butt between her teeth, she pries open the glasses case and quickly removes her bifocals, puts them on and runs back to her screen.

"YES, that's better"....she thinks, thankful that her eyes were not playing tricks. "But why? Why has he done this? Does he secretly know how I yearn? Or is it guilt? Has he realised that this thread has made me unhappy, even though the sexual charge I receive when he is around has made it all worthwhile."


Then it dawns on her.....maybe...just maybe.....it is simply because he wants to cheer her up.......that he has posted an ............


EROTIC PHOTO OF HIMSELF!


























She breathes heavily for a while, and then runs for the secret locked drawer, praying that the batteries have enough life.

Is that a lobster in your shorts LE?

what happened to your right ring finger, and what EXACTLY is your left hand doing?