Frustrating day

I live too far away to be of practical help, lk.

However, I have just got off the phone from talking to Gus.

In order to alleviate your stress, he is prepared to give you a full neck rub, followed by some top of the range sex for the price of a tank of petrol.

He says you know his phone number if you're interested. I would take him up on his offer, if I were you. He sounded genuinely concerned.

Typical man, always looking for a solution,
while women just want to vent and be consoled.

Poor littlek, tomorrow is another day
may the sun shine for you alone.

Go to bed, littlek.

You've had more than enough of today.

i'm sorry, but i'm still laughing when i imagine screech sitting there all pissed off at the vet's. he's not gonna let you get away with that one easy...

(the APA style is easy, i can take a look at it, or you can just google "APA citation style" and find various guides with examples)

Hmmm.... LordE - Gus said that? How sweet! Maybe I will call, if'n I can find that number in this mess.

CJane, normally I'd agree with you, but it's been so long since I had sex, you see, and well......

Dag, I have awhole g'dn manual on APA style...... grrr. Screech didn't give a litter box morsel about being left behind. So long as no one looks at the kitty, the kitty's ok at the vet.

Eva, I'm taking your advice. It's good. I'll fix the shtoopid paper tomorrow morning and express mail it or hand deliver it..... oy.

There there....((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Li'l 'k)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))



Here ya go:

Oh Gawd.....she's stretched the page again!

http://citationmachine-west.net/

Why are women like that anyway?

Re: Frustrating day


It doesnt make your hassles or you less important.

jesus


that sounds like a day to piss anyone off.
im sorry it started so shitty.

i hope the rest of the day at least balances out some how..

You don't want much, do you?

OH NO! Tico hasn't asked THAT question, has he?

Hasn't anyone told him that this is a definite no no? Here we go.........

Yeah, Tico, I thought you possess more what we call "Fingerspitzengefuehl"
or sure instinct, to ask a question like that. THis falls right into the same
category as the infamous "How many men have you slept with" question.

What can I say ... I'm a masochist.

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New word for the day: "fingerspitzengefuehl"

Usage: "You don't have much in the way of fingerspitzengefuehl, do you?"

Did you manage to get through to Gus, lk?

Is he there right now, applying some lotion?

Yes Tico, that's a complex word, even for Germans

Spanky, don't you know that gustav is always giving lip service only.

I've had a pretty awesome past 24 hours myself. Last night my girlfriend called crying and said she needed to go to the emergency room. Becuase the local hospital in these parts recommends amputation for all maladies, including bronchitis, I drove the hour to Birmingham.

We waited two hours for her to be called.

I waited another three hours by myself, watching the ******* Tyra Banks show with gunshot wound victims. Occasionally wandering outside in the middle of the night to admire the foliage and sleeping homeless.

Sure that, without sleep, I would crash on the way home, we searched for a hotel, she all happy on painkillers, me delusional. The motherfukkers at Motel 6, Super 8, and Quality Inn all said they would have to charge us for two nights unless we checked out at 11 am. At this point it was 6am, and I was sure as **** going to get more than five ******* hours of sleep, so I said **** it let's ******* drive home.

I drove like a granny, leaning over the steering wheel, intently forcing my eyes open so that we did not die in a firey wreck.

At last we got home, as the sun was rising. And guess what? I got only five ******* hours of sleep anyway.

But I'm cool. Seriously, I'm cool.