the coolist thing to happen

Serious cool!

I saw a plastic flamingo the other day that sang Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) that I thought about buying!

You should consider making a tyre swan.

It would be perfect if the bird had a sign that read "Simplify". What we all need is more chochkus crappus

I think your neighbor is a bit on the odd side.

I think he's a bit on the odd side...

Who, Dys? Well, of course he is.

That's what makes him worth knowing.

Get two of 'em, cowboy! One for you, one for Diane.

If you keep em in front of the RV at a trailer camp, thatd be acceptable. Most people in RVs arent known for their good taste . Everybody makes jabs at our string of jalapeno lamps that go over the porch awning

I was sitting at an intersection in a bad part of town in a bad city a few years back when the loud muffled sounds of bass from an approaching car entered my window. Because the car had no muffler the engine noise competed with the bass for the rights to assault my ears with the highest decibel count.

The car slid alongside me and exhaust poured into my window to accompany the noise vibrations. I started coughing and looked down at the four gentleman who occupied the car. Four young urban blacks, all holding a large cans of beer in their hands, hats backwards on some, a few tattoes, and very menacing faces. My gaze traveled forward to the front of their rusted-out lime green cadillac and fell upon the hood ornament: a large pink yard flamingo.

I started laughing so hard one of the gentlemen flipped me off.

I punched the gas and rounded the corner, escaping potential danger. I looked back in my rear view mirror and saw the flamingo easing through the intersection and started laughing anew.

No, no, no, his neighbor is not odd, cod dammit. She's very cool.

Pink Flamingo's kick ass.
They used to be good joke material, but now I hear it is truly the elite of the elite who have the pink flamingo's adorn their yards. They have come full circle in the evolutionary process. Stake that flamingo with pride, Dys! I'll be there to see it one day!

Here in North Kackalacky they're worried about the trailer park bird flu.

Neighborlady diabolically springs the Flamingo Strateegery on an unsuspecting dys, while Diane is out of town.

Checkmate!

My thoughts exactly... Why else a "lei?"

Get the flamingo, dys! Diane will be delighted! And it's another reason for us to come by and visit

I just saw Diane in Boston.
She was buying a lobster-shaped tofu mold.
Good eatin ahead, pardner.

Dys
Dys, all you need now is a pink flamingo dog collar for Sally.

BBB