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Fri 21 Apr, 2006 06:38 am
All my sex talk and joking around is a big cover up... I'm sexually dysfunctional and haven't had an erection since 1991..... squinney doesn't let me talk about it because it's so embarassing to her to be married to half a man... but I can't keep this secret any longer... it's driving me crazy.... along with the sound of that damn vibrator.... can we talk this out?
n-n-n--n-n--n-n-n-n-nooooo-o--o-o
n-n-n--not-t--t
r-r-r--igh-t-t-t
n-n-n-n-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
squinney and I went upstairs an hour ago to finally hash this thing out and MY GOD!!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!! I've Been Cured!!!!
squinney wanted to give the good news... but she's outside smoking......
I so want to but I won't. I've promised to be nice.
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
squinney wanted to give the good news... but she's outside smoking......
May I suggest that you use a better lubricant, old boy?
Congrats to you and Squinney, Bear :-D
Bet she smokes the whole pack ;-)