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Wed 12 Apr, 2006 04:49 pm
Quote:Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears Flip Flop?
Can you use them as a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you put them in a shower
With a giant daisy flower?
Do your ears Flip Flop?
Does your tongue hang out?
Can you shake it all about?
When you try to tuck it in,
does it just hang out?
Can you roll it to the ground,
with a clunk and a pound?
Does your tongue hang out?
Just what in the hell does this song mean!!!
My life may depend on your answer.
Now you are just going around TRYING to find troubling things.
Just go have the damned therapy already!
Oh I'm having the therapy, baby.
I'm just looking for someone to pay for it.
Don't you have stuff like commumity health centres?
So you can avoid all this seeking seeking.....?
This is America! We don't need no stinkin' health centers!
Oh wait. Yeah, we do.
Sorry! We need to bring democracy to Iraq! Drop Dead!
Anon
So did you guys just come in here to poke fun at me and wish me dead!?
CAN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS SONG MEANS?
Did Gargamel write it or what?
If it's about ears flopping, I have to defer to DL who should be the resident expert :wink:
Anon
Ancient History.
Back in 1947 I went to Girl Scout day camp on a bus. We boarded the bus at Central Park and sang happy songs all the way to camp and at the end of the day, back to the park.
The bus driver had been in the army. He called the Scout Office and said that those "Dear Little Girls" were singing a very dirty song.
Substitute "balls" for "ears".
I only knew the first verse--verses two and three are new for me.
Noddy24 wrote:Ancient History.
Back in 1947 I went to Girl Scout day camp on a bus. We boarded the bus at Central Park and sang happy songs all the way to camp and at the end of the day, back to the park.
The bus driver had been in the army. He called the Scout Office and said that those "Dear Little Girls" were singing a very dirty song.
Substitute "balls" for "ears".
I only knew the first verse--verses two and three are new for me.
Oh my, that does work doesn't it ...
Anon
I learned Noddy's version.
Little girls are still singing it at camp.
heeheheheheheheeeeeeeee this is even better ... only for mature children 
Quote:Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying go at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
how did Walter get into the middle of this?
You dear little girls must have had brass.... ummm.... ears, Noddy! That is too funny.
Okay, I get it now.
eBeth! You are so naughty! Somewhere in the back of my head I'm remembering a really naughty jump rope rhyme...
I've never been to Gibraltar!
Besides, I'm not going to tell anybody how I get and/or got in the middle ... ...
I wanna know the Naughty jump rope rhyme.
left left left right left
me boots are small, me jocks are tight
me "ears" are swingin from left to right
sound off one two, sound off three four
sound off one two 3 4
What an interesting site... I never thought I'd hear Tori Amos sing "A$$holes are Cheap Today."
I'm still trying to conjure up the jump rope rhyme from where it must be burried in my memory banks. If I posted what I remember it would come out something like this:
*** **** son of *****
and:
The moral to this story is never screw a whore.
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