Why djjd should pay for my therapy.

Assumes facts not in evidence, to wit that I am in need of therapy. I am the only sane, stable, grounded voice of reason on A2K.

Everyone else is just plain nuts, though.

<snork>

You don't fool me you frikken lunatic.

AHAH! And therein lies the proof of your innate insanity!

Yeah yeah.

I'm rubber you're glue....

This is starting to sound like one of those political threads!

Now I'm going to have to start a thread about why YOU should have to pay for my threapy....

See, there's the proof. Only insane people venture into Politics! (And yes, I include myself in that.)

I see how this is going. All you crazies are ganging up on the sane guy!

I think we should all pitch in to pay for soz's therapy....

I think boomerang should pay for my therapy, because:

1) she started this thread. i haven't realized before i need therapy, now i feel an urgent need,

2) she titles threads so that i am always at the edge of my seat, not knowing what to expect inside. Especially:

3) The thread about her cat falling in love with a mop has caused me considerable trauma and I shall never recover

4) She takes stray kids and dogs under her wing. Surely one Slovak can fit in there somewhere.

5) We could hold an end-of-the-therapy party at the end, with marzipan decorated cakes and such. Yeah.

Well, all of you together are my therapy already.

Yeah but sorry, dag. I ain't got no money.

Still, I've got big wings so come on over. Littlek can tell you where to find me.

well. if i can garden, play with Mo and Jack and then make a marzipan cake, that is therapy enough.

I think Dag should pay for my therapy, because:

1) She kicks Dutch people's ass

2) She hasnt actually kicked my ass

3) Shes waaaay more talented, not to mention indefatigable, than I am - I mean, like waaaaaaaaaaaaaayy more - and:

4) I love a woman who's stronger and smarter than me

5) but this is giving me an inferiority complex

6) She's Slovak

7) She buggered off back to the States before I got round to visiting her again

8) She's got a more exciting sex life than me (and yeah, I know, that's saying some )

9) Somebody needs to

10) Oh wait it was only supposed to be five reasons?

Re: Why djjd should pay for my therapy.


as for my therapy, A2K is my therapy

I wonder why noone noticed that with every <click> to this thread I get my payment as your one and only silent online therapist.

(boomerang gets a discount for opening this thread and all ... not only down at the cantina, they're giving green stamps with Tequila ... you get them here as well!)

My therapist is Gracie Heavyhand ... click

Gus should pay for my therapy

1) he quoted my vagina

do i really need 5?

Hmmm, sounds like acute paranoia to me ...