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Sat 8 Apr, 2006 08:28 pm
I was sitting at a long red light today, and my gaze landed on this man, maybe mid-sixties, sitting in his car smoking a cigarette.
I started paying attention when I noticed he was taking one of those drags that just about burns the cigarette halfway down. Man, could he suck any harder on that thing?
Anyway, this was so weird, he doesn't exhale like you would normally blow out smoke., just sits there, no smoke comes out his nose or anything. About 30 seconds later, he does the same thing. No blowing smoke out his mouth...it just sort of disappeared inside him.
Then the light changed...but I would have liked to follow him around for awhile.
I don't know, just kinda freaked me out.
So, what kinda car was he driving?
And the light was red, you say?
Driving? Dude, he was flying, not driving.
It was a porsche carrera, out of state plates.
no, it wasn't a joint, just a plain cigarette, I was close enough to tell that. duh.
seriously, his lungs must have been just a smoke sponge.
It made me think of this old ad....
I just happen to drive a red Porsche Carrara 911, New Mexico plates, was I smoking a camel filter?
real men don't smoke camels with filters...everybody knows that.
never said I was a real man, might of said I was a pirate and a cowboy but never said I was a real man.(btw a non-filtered camel is refered to as a "bullet.")
I just hollered out that question to my husband whilst he was sharpening his machete....he said real men don't call them bullets.
oops I gotta go make him some biscuts and gravy now, or I'll get a beatin' for sure.
I don't want to have to sleep in the driveway again....under the car.
Chai you're husband must smoke Eve cigarettes. Tell him he's come a long way.
he quit I'm happy to say.
funny how a massive heart attack will do that.
didn't even slow me down.
Well, my Grandma stopped inhaling after many years of smoking.
Don't ask why.
Could be this character didn't inhale to begin with. Some people don't inhale their cigarettes.
but what happened to the smoke?
he was definitley sucking it in?
There's only one explanation.
That man was the devil.
did he have a hole in his belly??
you know, that bunny Bugs, if he put a hole in someone, all the water leaked out through there and not thier mouth.
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