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Thu 6 Apr, 2006 10:33 pm
One question.
What the HELL is up with all the gay-ass "pretend" threads on A2K?
"Hey, this is the A2K coffee shop! Pull up a chair and have some cake and tell midget jokes! LOL!"
"This is the A2K whore house. Come on in and pick out the Asian with four STD's! Have a seat, friend!"
"Hi! Welcome to the A2K Irish pub! Have a Guinness or nine, and then get into a fist fight with the fat broad! LOL!"
Seriously. This has to be the only message board with these stupid threads. About as much creativity goes into these as me bitching about stupid threads on A2K.
So, Slappy, what kinda joint is this you're running here?
Some kinda restaurant or maybe a bookstore or something? Can I hang out over here at this charming little reading nook you have set up by the window?
LOLLOLOLOL ! ! !
Hey! Yea, I'll pretend like I'm Santa, you sit right here and we can see what comes up, little girl! LOLOLOLOLOLISGAYLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Haha, see how fun pretend is, Santa?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ooh, I'm sorry, I kinda squirmed around when I was lololololololol-ing...
You guys handle the wine and cheese, and I'll whip up a nice batch of hot fudge brownies.
<lol @ "play pretend>
LOL, Santa, can I sit in your lap and tell you my secret wish? LOLOLOLOL
Yay, two girls on Santa's lap! I bet he'll never complain about playing pretend again!
LOL
Wooo hoooh. Someone's wearing his testy gonads on the outside today.
The A2K virtual whorehouse is actually a good idea.
Hey boys, my name is Lai--I'm from Cambodia...
Ok mah pimp...you said it's all about the money-right slappy?
Is' got fiddy cent
right here
you game fo'?
Well Slappy, I came over here to invite you to the spring bacchanal in order to have crazy dirty monkey sex with you, but just forget I even mentioned it.
slappy doesnt do monkeys silly..
they are too tall..
ooooooooooohhhh...slappy gonna slap you silly bitch
I heard he likes the little marmosets Shewolf.
it seems Slappy has left in a huff since his thread turned into another "play pretend" game...<giggle>
the sweet sweet irony...of course, you can always count on Garg and the gang to foul things up.
Damn, this sequined thong is riding up my ass. The high heels are surprisingly comfortable.