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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 08:30 pm
What excuse would get a person out of working past 7:00 PM on a Thursday night?
I don't want to tell my boss the real reason I can't work late, but I really have to get out on time this Thursday. I want to have a good backup story in case I don't feel comfortable just saying "it's personal" as a reason. I am almost positive there will be OT, so I want to let my boss/co-worker know ahead of time. Yeah, I'm conscientious like that.
Anyway, all suggestions are welcome and appreciated.
Thanks,
Kickycan
Religious observance.
Make up new religion...?
Hey. Tha's not Passover is it?
Long distance family, in town between flights...
Got to be to the sperm bank to make a deposit and they close early.
Hy. eb's got winner. Masturbation that works on multiple levels.
You have tickets to see a hit broadway play.
Your best friend is coming home from the hospital after surgery and you promised to spend the evening with him to make sure he is OK.
You promised to baby sit your nephews while the parents go to marriage counseling.
Edgar, I like that! I might use that, just to be a smartass. Lash, that family visit idea is good too.
Cool, two good ideas already! Excellent! Thanks.
And now a couple-three more good ones from GW. Beautiful!
You have to help your friend Lance decorate his apartment.
There's a Barbara Streisand movie marathon on tv you just can't miss, because it's too fabulous.
You have to get your ass herpes cream prescription filled.
You've got cramps.
(It always worked for me!)
A relaxed employee is a productive employee, and you're much more relaxed after you've just had sex - and it eases your cramps, too.
Wife's getting pregnant on Thursday and you feel it's you duty to be there for her.
Got to perk the botox before it fails.
just limp around with a band aid wrapped around your last 2 toes and tell them they're broken
Your MOTHER is driving to the city to talk with you..
You need to enter your italy photos to photobucket in order to share them on a2k..
Set your foot in a bucket of cement and tell them you've got a dr's appointment to have it removed. (Saw this on I Love Lucy, guaranteed to work).
**** your pants. Then go stand next to him (your boss) for awhile and then say;
"I think I just crapped my god damn pants." Then pause and sniff a little then say;
"I did! I just crapped my f**ken pants."
No need to thank me buddy, any time
Did you do it, and did you do it, and did it work, and did it work out?
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