What's your porn name?

Not at all. That's a legit, ass-banging, porn name.

Ha, I like wu tang names...If I put in Cypher as my first and Cat as my second I get Spunky Misunderstood Genius.

So true, so true.

That does work...at least for porn audience with some sense of humor.

...and exceptionally low standards...

My pornstar name would be Wil Bandera.

I kinda like the sound of that.

...beats the hell outa Pudgy Saratoga...

Ray Hickory

Using a pets name:

Tess Moor

My pets are girls. That leaves me with Mitchell Mason. Not a porn name.

introducing...Poppy Whitehead

for male porn stars:

Chance Meeting
Dick Thrust

Porn name: Todd Colorado


Wu-name: Tha Prickly Comedian


And my porn name's wu-name is: Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet

It's not just a name. It's a lifestyle.

Yikes! What's the "minnow shot?"

That's not a euphamism, is it?

So big a fish can swim in it!

OK

Here are the possibilities for my porn name:

James Cautley (very British, very tedious, more Merchant Ivory than Merchant of Muff)

Papa Cautley (getting there...)

In the UK we use first pet's name and mother's maiden name, which gives me:

Papa Pownall (much better)

Using this same version, one of my friends has the wonderful porn name of...

Fudge Skinner (now tell me that's not anal!)

Wu Tang came up with something good for me:

"Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere"

I might even use that.

Ciao tutti

KP

Hi Pete! It's great to see you. How long have you been in Prague?

Don't tell anyone, but my wu tan name came up as Big Gay Mule.


Oh, the shame.

Is that a canoe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?