I know, but he said he would lock me in his basement and only feed me Little Debbie cakes if I tell.
Oh, but a lot of the rest of us would get together and spring you from the basement..
tell.. tell...
No can do, but I did post some pretty pictures of him a while back.
Oooh, I remember that handsome photo, if that's the one you mean.
Yup, I was able to crack into his Photobucket account and snooped around (not that I'm proud of it). It was an odd assortment of furniture shots and travel photos, but obviously one person in particular stood out.
Of course, that could be his grandson...
Could be, but I doubt it.
Re: Who is Gustav Ratzenhoffer?
Phoenix32890 wrote:I have no idea of his age, (although I suspect that he has been walking this earth for quite awhile), his sex
Oh but we know lots about his sex!
For example, that it tends to be with farm animals..
He never seems to want my romancing,
The only time he holds me is when we're dancing.
Just to complete Phoenix's and Intrepid's lyrics.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don't know; Don't care. <smile>
Green Witch wrote:I know, but he said he would lock me in his basement and only feed me Little Debbie cakes if I tell.
Ok everbody, lets lock her in the basement and only feed her Little Debbie cakes until she tells
Montana wrote:Green Witch wrote:I know, but he said he would lock me in his basement and only feed me Little Debbie cakes if I tell.
Ok everbody, lets lock her in the basement and only feed her Little Debbie cakes until she tells
Gus would rescue me and then there would be hell to pay <shivers at the thought>.
Gus would never tangle with me GW.
He knows I have a bigger tractor ;-)
Roger wrote:
Quote:You're right, Montana. It does sound like she could be on something, there.
Actually, I think Gus could be on something.
Greenwitch wrote:
Quote:Yup, I was able to crack into his Photobucket account and snooped around (not that I'm proud of it).
That's ok, Greenwitch. I'm proud of you.
I don't know why everyone is so mystified. I think Gus has been very open about his lifestyle....living in the swamp, being a capybara farmer...what's not to believe?
Gustav Ratzenhoffer is a finished example of the new womanly man. His moral nature is simple and lovable. Many have found him a dear man, a dear person. He is a rather quaint fellow on the whole, coy though not feeble-minded in the medical sense. He has written a really beautiful letter, a poem in itself, to the court missionary of the Reformed Priests' Protection Society which clears up everything. He is practically a total abstainer and I can affirm that he sleeps on a straw litter and eats the most Spartan food, cold dried grocer's peas. He wears a hairshirt winter and summer and scourges himself every Saturday. He was, I understand, at one time a firstclass misdemeanant in Glencree reformatory. Another report states that he was a very posthumous child. I appeal for clemency in the name of the most sacred word our vocal organs have ever been called upon to speak. He is about to have a baby.
I didn't read any of this stuff, but that man is my baby daddy.
He's going to have a baby!?! Well, that ought to get his face in the news so we can find out more about him!
Green Witch wrote:
Gus would rescue me and then there would be hell to pay <shivers at the thought>.
David Hasselhoff..........
I think he is someone famous myself.
