THIS ONE GOES OUT TO CYPHERCAT.....Love, Chai

That picture would be a prime example of why I'm a 0 on Soz's gayness chart, I just don't know how you ladies can do it....brrrrrrr.

Anyway, I went to IMDB to check his stats...they have him listed at 5'10, I always thought he was shorter.

Then in the bio section I read this....

"He once performed 'It's Not Unusual' live to the audience and as he was dancing, he ripped the bottom part of his trousers!"

...he must have forgot to feed that squirrel.

<whispers>

come here 2 packs, I have a secret.

I always thought Tom Jones was a gross sweating fat pig, even when I was little and he was young.

My older sis had a thing for him and would watch the Tom Jones show on TV. I would watch it thinking this had to be a joke, he was so disgusting.

but......<speaks in normal volume>

Cypercat likes to hum his songs in her head all day, so I thought I'd give her a new one.

LOL!

That one must rank right up there with the most hilariously inane lyrics ever!

<picture vomit emoticon here>

I sing that to Jeezer ALL the time. SHE loves it.

He gave me my first love blossom palpitation.

Tom=sex

That's not unusual.

Wooo-ah wo-ah woooo woooo wo.

Is that a squirrel in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

You Can Leave Your Hat On is a pretty good tune.

"You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Baby, take off your coat, real slow.
Baby, take off your shoes. I'll help you take off your shoes.
Baby, take off your dress. Yes, yes, yes.

You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.

Go over there, turn on the light. No, all the lights.
Come back here, stand on the chair. Ooh, baby, that's right!
Raise your arms in the air, now shake 'em.

You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You can leave your hat on!

Suspicious minds are talking. That's right, they'll tear us apart.
They don't believe in this love of ours.
They don't know what love is.
They don't know what love is.
I know what love is.
You can leave your hat on.
You can

Thanks Chai! I hadn't seen this yet...Awfully thoughtful of you. I think everyone here (you know, my boyfriend, the cats, the rabbits, etc) is relieved that I'm singing a different song now.

Or else they (mostly my boyfriend in this case) all want to kill you for giving them another three days of me performing Tom Jones songs to look forward to.

I think of saying that about fifty times a day. In real life too.

Hey, I just realized something GREAT! A second ago I stopped and paid attention to the constant background noise in my head, and thanks to the title of this thread, I now have that cool REM song stuck in my head! No more Tom Jones, hooray! ! ! Crisis averted, people.

<this one goes out to the one I love...this one goes out toooo the one I've left behind...> <goes away humming happily>

......this one goes out to the one I love...this one goes out to the one I left behind, and there's a sad old padre.....arm in arm, we'll walk at daybreak
...again, I'll touch the green green grass of home.

HA-HA!!

That first pic on Tom Jones is just plain nasty!!!! I never thought he was anything to look at anyway, but that just makes me feel sicker than I already did, yukk!!!

It is funny, though.

............the old home town looks the same, as I get down from the train.....

There's a brill punk version of that, by one John Otway ... was on some Stiff Records compilation ..

I love John Otway.

"Ground control to Major Tom" sung in a Yorkshire accent, with a brass band for his backing group. Marvellous!

Cool, I'll check out more of his stuff then