The A2K front page has been fattened! - OUTRAGEOUS!

Now....I don't know if you're aware, but over the past few days, the appearance of the A2K home page has altered somewhat.

I have also noticed that all of those sneaky A2K subscribers have been buggering off, and lurking in a thread that is forbidden to those of us who are too mean to fork out good money.

Methinks a conspiracy is afoot.

First of all, a few weeks ago, many of us from the civilised part of the globe could not gain access to A2K at certain times of the day. Hey presto, when we were allowed back in, the mysterious forbidden thread had grown by a couple of pages, and the subscribers then posted for the rest of the day, in a rather smug manner. It was as if they knew something that we didn't.

Right, I'm pretty sure that I've tracked down some of the conspirators, and am certain that Jesper is one of them. Someone called Regis Phillpot is also part of the gang, and it seems to be headed up by a fellow named Craving de beer (obviously a rapper, methinks).

What is it that they get up to in this forbidden thread?.... I hear you ask.

Well, one thing is for certain, and that is they have arranged for the home page to be fattened.
I first noticed this when I logged on the other day, and sent my mouse cursor thingy, scurrying up the right hand side of the page, in order to locate the "at a glance" doodah.

It wasn't there!

I then tried again, and again, with no success.

Being well versed in the ways of the computer, I immediately came to the conclusion that my monitor screen had shrunk. I therefore took it to Computer world, who charged me £55 to stretch it back to the correct size.
Noticing that this made no difference to the "at a glance" doodah, I then looked very closely, and realised that the page had been fattened.

OUTRAGEOUS! ......This means that I have to do five extra seconds of diddling before I can locate the latest threads. It also places extra wear and tear on my mouse, which is already suffering from fatigue as it is.


What ELSE do they get up to on this forbidden thread?


I say we start a campaign to get our old skinny home page back, and cut down on unneccesary diddling, wot?