Ok, I'm stuck in the friggin house tonight...

Stick a porkchop in your pants and fergit 'bout it

looks like capn underpants.

A dingo ate my baybee.

gus,
Do you have anything resembling a baby ? The dingo loves the little babies, all the little babies of the world.

i have a black cabbage patch dolly you can borrow...

I just flushed a head of lettuce down the toilet. That was the closest thing resembling a baby around here. And, strangely, the dingo seems to have quieted.

That must be some commode you have there gus.

He hadda have it made special.

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Gus is a wuss.

there was a doggie ate my child
and dingo was his name

d-i-n-g-o
d-i-n-g-o
d-i-n-g-o

and dingo was his name

Nice ten second laugh. Thanks, dj.

Nice Doggy!!