He seems like quite a sneaker.
Somebody ought to sock him...
Perhaps I should stab him with my stiletto!
I hope the cops pump him for all the information about his crimes.
This sort of awful punning can't last.
the thing is, in spite of all youse guys making fun, it that these are illegally imported Italian shoes. Homeland security (across Canada/US of A) must gear-up to protect the feet of our north american ladies, not all the shoes are illegal but they should be. Do you want the Italians operating our ports? Hell no you don't. Next thing you know the red chinese will be sending us their commie pinko shoes and before long all the ladies with their shoes will be wearing size 3 shoes and carrying lettle red books. Remeber the motto, Keep them shoeless to save amercia.
As in, barefoot and pregnant?
When asked if he would speak or stand mute, he chose to hold his tongue.
dyslexia wrote:...Remeber the motto, Keep them shoeless to save amercia.
Shoeless Joe Jackson, yes
Clueless Scoop Jackson, no
The police were very intrepid in this case. Catching him took some fast footwork!
Of course, they had to tread lightly when it came to preserving his rights as an accused.
He's entitled to his day on, er..., in court.
They say the case is a slam-dunk.
NOW I know where my other shoe went. That clodhopper!
