Help me trip up my friends

I've got to host a coffee tomorrow. I am playing telephone. ...where you whisper something into someone's ear, and each person passes it along and the last person has to repeat what was first whispered ...and this is usually not what was first whispered.

I want it to be funny. ...like one that possible could sound like a profanity word or sound sexual if whispered so many times. However, I don't want it to be overly obvious either. We're supposed to be classy women. "supposed to be"

Ex: I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant."


...that's toooooooo obvious.

I can't believe such an easy game can seem so difficult to start off!


What about? "I'm a sheet-slitter
I slit sheets
I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter
That ever slit sheets."


I just don't want what I say to be lame and the end result be exactly what I first whispered.