Conclusion:
I'm in a bizarre social experiment run by Edgarblythe and Jespah of which is confirmed by Eva's and Intrepid's mystical message (rebels?), masterminded by the one Stray Cat or Slappy Doo Hoo (the names both start with the same letter!!! coincidence?), aided by nimh who has an undying allegiance, who had built a supercomputer, of which the words "bizarre social experiment" summoned one of its multiple personality Gustavratzenhofer to answer my question, and which brought another personality Walter Hinteler to secretly explain the nature of the experiment in full detail (the animal in the wheel thingy, brilliant showcase of advanced cryptography!) and msolga to pinpoint their headquarters in the outback of Australia that is highly secretive under the command of cyphercat (another member of the _Cat administration), but which also summoned paranoid personalities such as Lash, and confused personalities such as Phoenix32890, Montana, and Gargamel, all of whom thought it was either run by the hamster family or Fred Savage, and which makes me wonder... Am I also a supercomputer personality who was programmed to think otherwise?
When will the madness end?!?