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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 07:36 pm
Ok I thought it might be fun to try and come up with 101 ways to know you are addicted to the internet. I'll start because I just did this...
#1 Trying to change the channel on the TV with your mouse...
LOL I can't believe I just did that. Any others out there?
#2 You have more online friends than you have in real life.
#3 The thought of a vacation makes you anxious, because you're not sure you can go that long without checking your e-mail.
#4. Instead of a book, you take your laptop to the bathroom with you these days.
#5- You hear something interesting, and the first thing that pops into your head is, "Boy, that would make a great thread on A2K!"
#6 You dream of posting on A2K.
#7 Masturbating to paper images of Gary Coleman just doesn't compare to the vivid images you can obtain from google.
You fall asleep at your computer.....
and the word "mouse" takes on a whole new significance to you.....
#9 When you are sitting in a meeting at work and you think, "Gee, I think I'd rather be at A2K right now."
#10 Find an excuse to go on the internet when you don't need it
(hey, i'm doing that now)
#11 Everytime someone yells "Yahoo!" you think dot com.
#12
You see a newspaper headline and think " that would make a great thread title"
#13 then you think, Boomerang would have written it better....
#14- You want to know what to wear. Instead of looking out the window, or sticking your nose out the door, you immediately go to weather.com!
#15-
you walk through the local grocery store wondering if you are possibly seeing screennames who live in your city...
#16 You instictively think "WTF?" "OMG" and "OMFG!"
# 17 You sit there hitting the refresh button over and over again just waiting for a new message.
# 18-
you UNDERSTAND all of the above statements..
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