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Mon 20 Feb, 2006 10:17 am
I went to a dance last night. Around seven thirty I picked Gertrude up and her mother was there and thought the two of us made such a lovely couple that she insisted on taking a picture.
I've always been quite proud of my looks and especially my chiseled body, but when I looked at the photo I became quite alarmed. I think I may be losing weight!
Oh, it might be hard for you to tell, since you don't see me on a regular basis, but the image that stared back in me in the photo lacked my strength and vigor.
Gertrude looks as beautiful as ever and I'm beginning to think that maybe she could find something better. A stronger, bulkier man.
Or, maybe it's just my imagination. Or the lighting! I bet that's it..... the damn lighting!
Whew, I feel a lot better now.
I think I'll go do a few pushups.
Actually Gus, I think it's just the suit. Wearing the right clothes to have your picture taken in is very important. Some kinds of clothes add pounds, some take them away.
You're still a hunk as far as I'm concerned! :wink:
Its the posture..
definatly
If she's looking for a real man I'd be happy to take her off your hands Gus. I can see her parading around my room in black stockings and a leather bustier. Mmm.....
all she has to do is remove those false teeth and she is the date of your dreams..
Actually Shewolfnm, all three teeth are her natural teeth.
He's the one on the left of the picture. Dys is the one wearing the stetson.
Wow. Dys really looks different since he had the implants put in. Very.... fecund.
NickFun wrote:If she's looking for a real man I'd be happy to take her off your hands Gus. I can see her parading around my room in black stockings and a leather bustier. Mmm.....
And I can see her parading around the pasture.
Quote:Dys is the one wearing the stetson.
And a bold statement, to be sure.
I think it's the cane. It somehow suggests less virility,
and who wants that? Exactly!!
Gertrude better look for someone more vigorous.
Gus, I think you need to avoid wearing black. It's a very slimming color.
Are those Dys' boobs there below his blouse's second buttons?
Nope. They're between the third and fourth buttons, lil'k. Fifty years ago they might have been below the second buttons, though.
actually theyd tuck em under their belt
Has dyslexia really replaced gertrude? On another thread, dagmaraka had informed us that gertrude died in a tragic accident months ago.
What a wonderful old photograph. However, who are these people?
Should anyone be interested, may I introduce -
HILTERBRAND, Samuel M.
Married;
UPTON, America Angeline
20 Nov 1870 in Houston
Descendants of Samuel M. Hilterbrand and America A. Upton
Samuel M. Hilterbrand and wife America Angeline Upton, had son Thomas J. Hilterbrand, son William Ozias Hilterbrand, son Charles Oscar Hilterbrand, son Luther M. Hilterbrand, daughter June Elizabeth ?'Lizzie Jane' Hilterbrand (m. William Henry Dabney), and daughter Jessie B. Hilterbrand (m. Edward C. Ballard).
June Elizabeth Hilterbrand and husband William Henry Dabney had daughter Violet Dabney (m. Walter Koehr), daughter Vivian Louise Dabney (m. William John Deiss), daughter Jesse Dabney (m. ??), and a son who died soon after birth.
Census Data : Texas and Carter County Missouri
Military Service : Sam, at age 15 joined the Confederacy, but quickly came to his senses, deserted two weeks later, and a year after that ended up in Company K, 6th Provisional Enrolled Missouri Militia (USA) and Company K, 16th Regiment Missouri Cavalry Volunteers. Sam's Compiled Service Record, Muster rolls and Pension files from the CSA & USA. Sam's brother-in-law, Louis Upton, served in Missouri Confederate forces; his service record and pension application from CSA service.
Descendants of Samuel M. Hilterbrand © 2001, 2002
Source: Jonathan Webb Deiss, who is solely responsible for its content.
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