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Sun 19 Feb, 2006 08:13 pm
She'll be here around 10... just when I have to start my karaoke show... grrrr.....
Aw, here's a big hug for ya, big guy. (Strictly non contacting).
<gustav glances at watch. Possible to entertain Squinney before karaoke show is over? Decides the gamble is worth it and begins to pack>
She'll have plenty of time to get rid of Gus and light some candles to create the mood (And get rid of the smell of Gus) for when you get there BVT.
My smell is like an aphrodisiac. Musty swamp mixed with essence of croc feces.
Hey! Is she coming home for good? For a visit?
hey, sounds like a party. maybe i'll come too. what is there to drink?
Okay, she shows up with a new, and revolutionary hair style. Admire it. Do not tell the truth and say it looks like she's wearing a wet dog.
Hey Dag, did you call earlier?
<no i didn't. my cellphone is dead. forgot the charger at home>
so I get in at 2:15 and first thing I notice before I go in is a trail of blood running down the driveway and what looks like the remnants of some old and crusty denim material that was once new (and clean) coveralls.... I see Gus met the dogs before he was able to get in the house.... good boys....here's a bone....
Gus has (or is that had) clean coveralls? Who knew?
Gus actually wears nothing but Brooks Bros Suits.
BBB
I know for a fact that Gus wears nothing but push-up bras and a purple velvet codpiece. Makes the Cabybaras swoon.
BBB
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