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Gus is pleading for the help of his friends

 
 
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 10:10 am
Gus called me long distance last night. He was sobbing so hard it was hard to understand him.

It seems his major concern is that the equilibrium in his village is out of whack between men and women and children and parents. Even the dogs are acting weirdly, especially at night.

Since everyone depends on Gus to understand and solve their problems, Gus is upset because he doesn't have a clue as to what is going on.

He needs the help of his friends to bring tranquility back to his village before the capybaras rebel.

BBB
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 10:13 am
Gus has a telephone ?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 10:18 am
Lion
LionTamerX wrote:
Gus has a telephone ?


Of course, he is the fastest handle cranker in the village.

BBB
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 10:26 am
Remins me of the Asterix cartoons

http://www.asterix-comics.de/pics/asterix2.jpg
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 10:34 am
Calamity
CalamityJane wrote:
Remins me of the Asterix cartoons
http://www.asterix-comics.de/pics/asterix2.jpg


Can the winged warrior help Gus? The villagers are beginning to shun him.

BBB
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 01:48 pm
Re: Calamity
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Remins me of the Asterix cartoons
http://www.asterix-comics.de/pics/asterix2.jpg


Can the winged warrior help Gus? The villagers are beginning to shun him.

BBB

Gus has always been an atten-shun whore.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 02:29 pm
So...what would be BAD about the capybara rebelling?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 03:28 pm
Re: Lion
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
Gus has a telephone ?


Of course, he is the fastest handle cranker in the village.

BBB


what he gets up to in his private time is his own affair, does he have a telephone?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 05:26 pm
If Asterix can't help, who can?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 05:29 pm
http://chiwowwow.biz/blog/images/Mighty%20Mouse.jpg
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username
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 05:35 pm
Oppressed capybaras of the world arise!
You have nothing to lose but your chains.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 06:01 pm
Chain, chain, chain...
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seaglass
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 06:03 pm
Gus keeps his rats in chains?
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username
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 06:35 pm
Capybaras! See the oppressor tremble before your surging righteous wrath! Onward!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 07:09 am
i dont think gus will appreciate you givin his dinner a run away pep talk like that....
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 08:56 am
Capybaras revolt; want to go home
I did a little research and discovered the reason for the Capybara's revolt. They are homesick and Gus won't let them use his frequent flyer miles to return to Rio. Poor rodents are in a snit. Anyone want to donate their frequent flyer miles to help bring peace to Gus' village?---BBB

With their favorite rodent gone, Rio residents forlorn
By Paulo Prada, Globe Correspondent
January 23, 2005

RIO DE JANEIRO -- With buck teeth, short legs, and a hairy, 183-pound body, she's not a conventional beauty. But the departure of a female capybara from one of Rio's most popular parks to a nature reserve has left a void for many residents.

For the past two years, the animal lived in the brackish waters of a giant urban lagoon here and its presence in the middle of a city of 6 million people inspired a devoted following among those who saw her and Loch Ness-style curiosity among those who didn't.

Capybaras, the world's largest rodents, are native to the floodplains and humid forests of South America.

''She's a pop star -- a real icon for the city," said Helio Vianna, a 21-year-old office worker who glimpsed the animal twice at the lagoon.

Her star rose further last month when the capybara, in a dramatic daylong episode, swam across the lagoon, down a canal, and into the Atlantic Ocean.

The journey, along Rio's famous southside beaches, included an 11-hour pursuit by 15 lifeguards, who, fearful the animal would wander into traffic or succumb to the ocean's undertow, swam and ran after the rodent before netting her on the sand.

The high-profile chase -- images were broadcast live and printed on the front pages of national newspapers -- launched a debate about the rodent and her place in Brazil's second-biggest city.

Worried she could wander once more into harm's way, authorities resolved not to return her to the lagoon, releasing her instead at a nature reserve outside town.

While naturalists say the animal is better off in the reserve, fans of the capybara -- most of them frequent visitors to the lagoon -- are clamoring for her return.

''The lagoon is not the same," said Graciana Fittipaldi, a retiree who enjoyed capybara-spotting on daily walks around the lagoon's 4.3-mile perimeter. ''There was always a sense of expectation you might see her."

In addition to several petitions, one formal suit demands that the city return the capybara. Devotees say the rodent was a reminder that wildlife once reigned in a city now plagued by pollution, poverty, and one of the highest murder rates in the world.

''Rio was built upon swamps," said Mario Moscatelli, a biologist who reintroduced mangroves and other native plants to the lagoon. ''The capybara tells us we're the aberration, we're the intruders."

No one is sure how the capybara, then still an infant, arrived at the lagoon to begin with. Though not always easily visible -- capybaras can spend minutes at a time submerged -- she was often spotted swimming along the lagoon's edges or munching grass on its banks.

Her day adrift last month captivated the entire city. Camera crews began broadcasting the pursuit mid-morning and viewers tuned in all day for updates. At 5 p.m., the animal disappeared into the ocean, where the public feared she had drowned amid the waves.

Two hours later, when she reemerged up the shoreline, ''the newsroom erupted in cheers," said Cora Ronai, a columnist for O Globo, the city's biggest daily.

Today the lagoon is testament to the capybara's absence. A waterside museum interrupted its programming to mount a capybara exhibit with photos and a documentary. Hundreds of signatures in the guestbook feature commentary like ''volta!" return!) and ''que saudade!" (what longing!).

One lagoon bar that used to serve free caipivaras, a variation of the caipirinha, Brazil's national cocktail, whenever the animal surfaced nearby, commissioned an artist to create 10 colorful capybara sculptures that now adorn its lawn.

Seeking the capybara's return, Vanda Roxa, a local tour guide and ecologist, gathered 421 signatures and filed suit with the public defender.

Last week, in a hearing at the defender's office, she and a group of supporters presented their case to a young attorney.

At the reserve, they argued, the capybara could fall prey to other wild animals, nearby traffic, even poachers. Some people like the taste of capybara, and its hide makes supple leather.

''The lagoon is where she's safe," Roxa said. ''She should return where she grew up."

Ain't they cute?
http://www.capybara.com/capybaras/What/what_1.html
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seaglass
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 10:31 am
That was a fun story BBB. I think that you should start a contest to name this female capybara and that she would make a formidable mate for Gus.

I can just see them now. Swimming in the lagoon, munching grass, taking mud baths together. I can envision Gus nibbling on her ear and whispering sweet nothings "like" wanna swim to Cuba and see Castro and get a Havana cigar or hear Gus paraphrase Gus's friend HL Mencken, a woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke.

Scuse I must go dab the tears outta my eyes.

Sglass
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 10:44 am
seaglass
seaglass wrote:
That was a fun story BBB. I think that you should start a contest to name this female capybara and that she would make a formidable mate for Gus.

I can just see them now. Swimming in the lagoon, munching grass, taking mud baths together. I can envision Gus nibbling on her ear and whispering sweet nothings "like" wanna swim to Cuba and see Castro and get a Havana cigar or hear Gus paraphrase Gus's friend HL Mencken, a woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke.

Scuse I must go dab the tears outta my eyes.

Sglass


What? You want to start a riot among A2K's tasteless females who are all ga ga over Gus and would fight to the death to defeat any competition.

Aren't things already bad enough in the village?

BBB
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 10:47 am
Re: Capybaras revolt; want to go home
Until BBB posted this article, I could never imagine why Gus would choose to raise capybaras. Now I know.

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Some people like the taste of capybara, and its hide makes supple leather.


As the rodents are natives of South America, I imagine Gus must be one of the few capybara suppliers in North America. He is undoubtedly making a sizeable profit from this enterprise.

Niche marketing at its finest.

Love those boots, Gus. Capybara, by any chance? I'd like to order a pair for myself.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2006 11:17 am
Is there a borkeback mountain equivalent for capbaras?
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