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Thu 16 Feb, 2006 09:33 pm
just a tiny one... it's halway up my left nostril and moving up and down when I breathe. It tickles and it's extremely annoying. I have tried about a million times to either blow it out or snort it back and spit it out but it just stays put. I'm afraid it may morph into a whistler.
Amy helpful suggestions? It's f**king with my concentration...
In that case, coat the inside of the nostrils with petroleum jelly with a q-tip. She'll work her way out, overnight.
use a slim tube about 6 inches long insert one end into your nostril until you feel it nudge the booger. place the other end in your mouth and suck like a crack whore.
that orta do it
what if it works its way out onto my lip? Oh my God now I'll be too paranoid to sleep.....
dadpad wrote:use a slim tube about 6 inches long insert one end into your nostril until you feel it nudge the booger. place the other end in your mouth and suck like a crack whore.
that orta do it
most crack whores specialize in hand jobs or anal sex. Hard to put something in your mouth when your nose is too f((ked up to breath through......
Okay then. We'll try something a little less invasive. Trot out an old Richard Pryor tape, or something, and listen while eating chicken noodle soup. You get a good laugh going, those noodles will work just like slick pipe cleaners.
Pleasant dreams, bear.
Have your local neighbourhood crack whore beat you on the bare buttocks with a 4 inch wide paddle, each strike will loosen the bugger a little. once she has her rhythm breathe in through your mouth between strokes and out your nose on contact. The contact enhances the explosivness of air rushing out your nostril It may take a while though.......
No need to let it get to you in the first place, Bear.
As long as you know how to work it, it doesnt matter if your booger is little.
The moving up and down part sounds good.
dadpad wrote:Have your local neighbourhood crack whore beat you on the bare buttocks with a 4 inch wide paddle, each strike will loosen the bugger a little. once she has her rhythm breathe in through your mouth between strokes and out your nose on contact. The contact enhances the explosivness of air rushing out your nostril It may take a while though.......
I'm going with this one....
Imagine trying to figure out how to film that scene.
Joe Nation wrote:Imagine trying to figure out how to film that scene.
you'll know soon. Just bring your credit card and log on to my secure website...
You should not fool around, you need to get to a doctor immediately. Id call 911 , this could give you a heart attack if the booger gets lodged in your sinus cavity.
Or, you could just make it part of the act and try to do some Henderson. tunes.
I once heard of a sure-fire remedy for this exact situation. It involved 4 tablespoons of butter, 1 sheet of 400 grit sandpaper, 1 book of matches, 3 leeches and a candle.
As soon as I find the sheet detailing what to do with all that I'll post it.
Now, I just see BVT's poochy bare butt.
Please wax it.
Hey, why don't you just stick your finger up there and get it?
Hes got a wee lil booger
In his rhinal caviteee
And no matter what
It wont budge a jot
so its buggin BVTee
Stumble It!
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