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This is why my stomach hurts today.

 
 
Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 12:55 pm
Last night I consumed, in chronological order:

half a bag of ruffles potato chips with half a sixteen ounce container of sour cream and onion dip.

A very big breast of chicken Cor don bleu

About 3/4 of a one-pound ball of Mozzarella di bufala

A big piece of some other kind of breaded marinated chicken breast

the other half of the bag of ruffles potato chips with the other half of the sixteen ounce container of Sour cream and onion dip.

Two oranges.

All accompanied by Pepsi. I finished off about a liter's-worth of that sugary nectar of the gods.

Oh, and a couple glasses of Pino Grigio.

So this is why my stomach hurts today. How about you?
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 12:58 pm
Good smoke, was it?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 12:58 pm
oh

and I thought you were pregnant..




as you were..
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 01:26 pm
I recommend a full day vegetable juice fast. My stomach started to hurt just reading the list. Something tells me you are not a thin man (and I'm not even looking in my crystal ball).
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 01:44 pm
Green Witch wrote:
My stomach started to hurt just reading the list.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 01:45 pm
The oranges are a nice, health-conscious touch.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 01:54 pm
Green Witch wrote:
Something tells me you are not a thin man (and I'm not even looking in my crystal ball).


actually he is..

strangest thing.
He must have the metabolism of a teenager
Dunno where he puts all that food..
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 02:05 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Green Witch wrote:
Something tells me you are not a thin man (and I'm not even looking in my crystal ball).


actually he is..

strangest thing.
He must have the metabolism of a teenager
Dunno where he puts all that food..


it'll catch up with him, around 35
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 02:11 pm
So kicky this means you've started your diet?
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 02:45 pm
My stomach hurts today because my one of my daughter's sleep over guests was sick in the night and I got to clean it up. Too much info on a sick stomach, Kicky?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 03:44 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Green Witch wrote:
Something tells me you are not a thin man (and I'm not even looking in my crystal ball).


actually he is..



when did that happen?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 03:46 pm
Kicky is not a thin man, nor is he obese, but I suspect somewhere down the road the scales of the world will cringe at his approach.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 03:49 pm
ehBeth wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
Green Witch wrote:
Something tells me you are not a thin man (and I'm not even looking in my crystal ball).


actually he is..



when did that happen?


next time i will have coffee before i try to be funny. Laughing
Embarrassed
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 04:22 pm
That makes me feel better. I would have to hate him if he could eat a whole container of sour cream dip and entire bag of chips and stay thin.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 04:28 pm
I was wondering if he'd hmmmmmmmm decided to try binging and purging as a way to change the way he photographs <he muttered at a bunch of the pix I took last October>.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 04:30 pm
...and he's already passed 35...

J_B, oy vey!! It's bad enough cleaning up after one's own offspring...
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 04:33 pm
I hope you feel better soon, my sweet kickytini.

I have one word for you: Tums.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 05:42 pm
Re: This is why my stomach hurts today.
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Last night I consumed, in chronological order:

half a bag of ruffles potato chips with half a sixteen ounce container of sour cream and onion dip.

A very big breast of chicken Cor don bleu

About 3/4 of a one-pound ball of Mozzarella di bufala

A big piece of some other kind of breaded marinated chicken breast

the other half of the bag of ruffles potato chips with the other half of the sixteen ounce container of Sour cream and onion dip.

Two oranges.

All accompanied by Pepsi. I finished off about a liter's-worth of that sugary nectar of the gods.

Oh, and a couple glasses of Pino Grigio.

sorry to hear about your tapeworm...
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Cliff Hanger
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 06:27 pm
Sounds like PMS to me.
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