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Oh God. Please don't tell me the high five is coming back

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 09:37 am
Chai Tea wrote:
this doesn't happen often anymore, but I remember when one person would offer a handshake, and the other person would grab their hand in that, I don't know what it's called, militant power handshake or something where the thumbs intertwine.

Real professional.

That's how men shake hands. Lots of younger guys don't know how to shake hands with a lady. Gotta feel for those women recruiters at college job fairs.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 09:56 am
DrewDad wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
this doesn't happen often anymore, but I remember when one person would offer a handshake, and the other person would grab their hand in that, I don't know what it's called, militant power handshake or something where the thumbs intertwine.

Real professional.

That's how men shake hands. Lots of younger guys don't know how to shake hands with a lady. Gotta feel for those women recruiters at college job fairs.


So, does every recent male college grad, when they get their first job, go through some kind of culture shock?

Really, I think handshaking should be taught for the business enviornment.

There are 2 types that are equally bad, so this is in to particular order.

#1. The "Sir Walter Raleigh" handshake. This is down mostly by men, and only to women, although depressingly, it is also sometimes offered by one woman to another woman, or I would assume to a man.

It's where the man for some reason thinks he'll either injure or cause a woman to lose her virginity by actually touching her whole hand, palm to palm.
The man takes only the womans fingers and holds them for a second, or even worse, takes the womans fingers, and turn her hand so that you think for a second he's going to kiss her hand. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHH! Gross.
Gentlemen, that makes a womans skin crawl, and immediately put her to mind that you think the woman is somehow fragile or less than. I don't care how big your hand is, or how small hers is, don't EVER do that. It's akward, the woman is trying to give you a firm shake, and instead ends up wiggling her fingers up and down.

The worst is when a woman does it to another woman. I actually stopped one young lady when she did this and we were alone and said..."put your hand out for me" Then gave her a firm shake and said "THAT is how you shake someone's hand.

#2 - The dead fish. 'Nuf said.

For God's sake, be firm and decisive, take the whole hand firmly, shake, release. Done.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 11:19 am
I agree, for the most part.

What I can't stand is the macho a@@hole who over-does the firm handshake thing and makes your hand go white. Mad

Somewhere inbetween, thank you!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 11:26 am
Chai Tea wrote:
#1. The "Sir Walter Raleigh" handshake.

#2 - The dead fish. 'Nuf said.

#1 is acceptable on if it is initiated by the woman. Of course, shaking hands with a woman is only acceptable if it is initiated by the woman.

People should lose a finger each time they perform the dead fish....
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 11:30 am
I think the "woman initiates handshake" went out with "no white shoes after Labor Day.

Ok - Amendment - Ladies AND Men who initiate the Sir Walter should lose a finger each time

I wouldn't even know HOW to initiate a Sir Walter. I'd probably end up missing the hand entirely.

Rain - Yeah, at least the muscle bound seldom crush a womans hand. I'll give you that.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:13 pm
Just extend your hand with the palm tilted slightly downward.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:13 pm
Now carry something in your right hand while you're introduced to someone.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 02:10 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Rain - Yeah, at least .....

It's Reyn. No Dys personations allowed.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 02:13 pm
Reyn wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
Rain - Yeah, at least .....

It's Reyn. No Dys personations allowed.


OK

Let's shake on that....
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 02:21 pm
Reyn, you'd just love the laboring Mexican's handshake. It's kind of like they're afraid of damaging the delicate lily that's been extended.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 06:48 pm
roger wrote:
Reyn, you'd just love the laboring Mexican's handshake. It's kind of like they're afraid of damaging the delicate lily that's been extended.

Sounds like my kind of movers and shakers..... :wink:
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 06:56 pm
Mr. Doody with the ladies protesting High 5s.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ReynN/crowd.jpg
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 06:59 pm
You are getting SO talented!

Very impressive.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 07:00 pm
roger wrote:
Reyn, you'd just love the laboring Mexican's handshake. It's kind of like they're afraid of damaging the delicate lily that's been extended.
Ahh crap. I know this one, It's true. I wonder what it's all about? They shake your hand and it's almost completely limp?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 07:05 pm
I prefer that - I recognize it too - to the one from an attempting mover and shaker in our old west LA neighborhood. Even in my own house, introduced to him though I was for the fifth time - what is it about me, am I a pink balloon? - I get the break the metacarpals crunch handshake. That happened twice. I forget what I did the third time, but I think I was called away to grab an h'ordeurves, or however you spell that.

OK, I know it's spelled wrong, but which letter?
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 07:10 pm
I wonder what the 'Laboring Mexican's high five' would be like? Laughing

Does this mean I have to report myself. Confused
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 07:57 pm
The laboring mexican whose hands I've shaked have shaked just like anyone else, though I don't get into this often and usually with the foreman. Most fish handshakes have come from surprising people, can't remember specifics offhand.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 08:29 pm
hors d'oeuvres.

i think.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 08:35 pm
ossobuco wrote:
The laboring mexican whose hands I've shaked have shaked just like anyone else, though I don't get into this often and usually with the foreman. Most fish handshakes have come from surprising people, can't remember specifics offhand.
I'm just joking ossobuco. I just experienced the same thing myself as I have with alot of people. Many off these things are explained by simple cultural differances. Shacking hands may not even be done in their country which might be anywhere in South America.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 08:39 pm
saw a high five tonight in the mall, i laughed out loud

people stared like i was insane, i should have yelled "chai tea is right, the world is coming to an end", but that probably would have confirmed their suspicions
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