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Recruitment of SMOKERS on A2K - should we be alarmed?

 
 
Chai
 
Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:14 am
No one who has been here for any amount of time can fail to notice a certain cigarette smokin' wabbit.

I have also spotted regularly some guy who has a scrotum for a chin who is a regular chimney.


Now.....I'm noticing a newcomer...seems pleasant enough (that's what they want you to think) that goes by the name of 2-packs-a-day.

Just now, I noticed him flaunting his habit, calling attention to his name, by announcing....Just call me "packs" I've had that name so long even my wife occasionally calls me that.


Now, I'm trying not be be paranoid, but has anyone else noticed any smokescreens around here.


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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:16 am
they will phase themselves out soon enough.... do not concern yourself...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:19 am
I love cigarettes...praise cigarettes Smile May the smoke be with all of you...Smile
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:20 am
Those are just the visible ones. It's the ones that you don't see that could cause all the trouble.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:22 am
Marlboro...mmmm....Marlboro...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:29 am
The three best things in life .......

........... a drink beforehand, and a Havana afterwards.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:39 am
Intrepid's avatar actually means "you want to smoke one bad" in chinese. i'm certain there are many other subliminal smoke messages hidden about.

now, is it really a scrotum that kicky has for a chin? fascinating.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:43 am
dagmaraka wrote:
Intrepid's avatar actually means "you want to smoke one bad" in chinese. i'm certain there are many other subliminal smoke messages hidden about.

now, is it really a scrotum that kicky has for a chin? fascinating.


Laughing You must be smokin somethin else. That is Japanese. Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:53 am
well, everyone can see the circles of smoke i'm puffing out in my avatar

but that is something wholly between me, my conscience and my smoke.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:26 am
Kanji is Kanji.

Hey, I did not invite these people. I swear. Still, if anyone wants to know how to do it, I could show you.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:36 am
Smoke 'em if you scrotum.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:46 am
Nimh:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jkn0114l.jpg
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:50 am
Wow, I never noticed that about Kicky's chin before. I'll never look at him the same way again. Shocked
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:53 am
I always thought he was a bit ass-about-face.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 01:07 pm
Oh God help.....

emergency message from the office of CTET....

they've found me....the hallway reeks of Belaires....I even found one of their valuable Belaire coupons on the floor.

Earlier, I went to the ladies, and found a butt floating in the commode.


DAMN YOU ALL! THIS IS A NON SMOKING BUILDING!!!!!

YOU MUST STAY 15 FEET AWAY...SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!

oh, i must stay quiet....i'm going to wrap my keyboard in cotton batting.....

i'll report in later........that is........if there is a later......for me.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 01:15 pm
Ok already, I'm going out to the garage for a smoke.
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 01:17 pm
Foiled already

Yes we at the SWWTRTU...{Smokers Who Want To Rule The Universe} have been filtrating your knowledge base for some time now. Our plan is to start with the most intelligent site on the net, and then work our way down.

The smoking rabbit is one of our best operatives, AKA Mr_120's, but the scrotum chin guy is not affiliated with our agency...well not since I saw his I.D badge. He has now joined the crotch faced union, where he will fit in a bit better, I hear they have a good 401K plan.

20_ Class_ A_Cigarettes will here shortly to begin the indoctrination process, aided by Cancer_Stick, and his wheezy assistant Coffin_Nail. Nic_O_tine, Tar, and C_Monoxide are the enforcers, rather nasty fellows actually, so please do as they ask.

Please do not attempt to run, because...well were just not good at that sort of thing anymore.


Our motto: A Zippo in every pocket, a carton in every glovebox!!!

Yours truly
Two..cough...cough...PacksAday
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:09 pm
WHAT goddamn smokin' rabbit?


I don't see no goddamn smokin' rabbit!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:14 pm
Bunny looks so woeful when cigaretteless..


I thought those were breasts of some sort on Kicky's avatar..
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 05:02 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Earlier, I went to the ladies, and found a butt floating in the commode


Erm sorry, that was me. Today it was a bit more of a strain than usual. I will fish my butt out and try to re-attach it with some Elmers glue.
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