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Howdyer post I just answered to get posted below mine, a minute later?
A2K time travel..
The answer to that question is actually part of the secret I told Bella.
I thought you said you heard it. Hmmm...
I think he just said that to get naked with us.
Nimh, how many times do I have to tell you, your appointment is on THURSDAYS.
Well, I heard the stuff about your testicles, two gallons of pink strawberry-flavoured milk, the A2K moderating team and torture dungeons in the Rockies, pillows filled with ostrich blood, demonic hamster circumcision rituals and the mysteriously dissappeared sixth end to LOTR 3, how you stuffed pork rinds up ... oh wait, you probably want me to stop talking about this no?
That stuff? Ha! That's common knowledge!
Whew, for a minute there, I thought he'd actually heard the secret.
Sorry 'bout that Kicky. I know you needed me to join forces to keep The Secret safe but frankly my dear, it was quittin' time.
But I am back, to defend the almighty Secret. The Secret of Ages. The Holy Secret of A2K.
The only secret I know about Chai, is that she kicks out a lot in her sleep.
Last night she kicked so much, that both Bella and I ended up on the floor.
And here I thought this thread was to be about the Beatles' song....
nimh wrote:Hey Heeven, fancy a nibble of baby carrot? Its healthy...
I don't do anything that's healthy for me.
kickycan wrote:Nimh, that might just be true, but we need confirmation. And I would be willing to plum the depths of her sexuality to get to the bottom of this. I didn't go through three weeks of OB-GYN correspondence courses for nothing!
Heeven, get up on this table for me, please...
<lining up speculum and assorted gynecological instruments...>
Yikes, look what happens when I 'innocently' mention baby carrots? Lads, only be concerned if your equipment is orange. This means that you didn't wash your hands after the Cheetos.
nimh wrote:Well, I heard the stuff about your testicles, two gallons of pink strawberry-flavoured milk, the A2K moderating team and torture dungeons in the Rockies, pillows filled with ostrich blood, demonic hamster circumcision rituals and the mysteriously dissappeared sixth end to LOTR 3, how you stuffed pork rinds up ... oh wait, you probably want me to stop talking about this no?
Wha's that about ostrich blood? whaddidimiss?
Lord Ellpus wrote:The only secret I know about Chai, is that she kicks out a lot in her sleep.
Last night she kicked so much, that both Bella and I ended up on the floor.
And landed right on me, goddammit.
I swear, next time
I get the bed.
Heeven
Heeven wrote:What is going on in here?
Ooh, that reminds me ... I'd completely forgotten to add baby carrots to my grocery list.
Heeve, that is so funny we should frame it and hang it in A2K's humor hall of fame.
BBB
Re: Heeven
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Heeven wrote:What is going on in here?
Ooh, that reminds me ... I'd completely forgotten to add baby carrots to my grocery list.
Heeve, that is so funny we should frame it and hang it in A2K's humor hall of fame.
BBB
Actually I can't claim to have come up with this one myself. It was on a birthday card I sent someone recently. I never have been known to send regular "wishing you a happy birthday" type cards. My family and friends expect me to be at least somewhat gross and rude in my taste in cards. I have not let them down yet.
Re: Heeven
Heeven wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Heeven wrote:What is going on in here?
Ooh, that reminds me ... I'd completely forgotten to add baby carrots to my grocery list.
Heeve, that is so funny we should frame it and hang it in A2K's humor hall of fame.
BBB
Actually I can't claim to have come up with this one myself. It was on a birthday card I sent someone recently. I never have been known to send regular "wishing you a happy birthday" type cards. My family and friends expect me to be at least somewhat gross and rude in my taste in cards. I have not let them down yet.
I don't care! It was soooo funny that you can take gross and rude credit for it, you rascal.
BBB
Heeven wrote:Wha's that about ostrich blood? whaddidimiss?
Thats all part of the secret... I think.
kickycan wrote:That stuff? Ha! That's common knowledge!
Whew, for a minute there, I thought he'd actually heard the secret.
OK, now I'm confused. Is the stuff about your, eh, contextual impotence part of the secret or not?
Yes. And it's "importance", not "impotence", you silly fish.
But, but ... how does that relate to using soda straws to straighten up your "limp misfit", as you put it?
That's "Pimp Biscuit", not "Limp misfit". pay attention, will ya!?
Sigh! Sticking head in sand.
Erm, wait, last time I stuck my head in the sand ....
ne'mind
Keep yer secret. Don't wanna know!
<Leans over...whispers secret into Heeven's ear>
Don't tell Nimh. Or Chai Tea! For the sake of all of us, please don't tell Chai Tea!!!
