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Bi-Polar Bear
 
Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:44 pm
she misses everyone on A2K, she's bored in DC and she wants to come home and have sex for 6 hours. I can accomodate that.

She says to tell everyone hello and when she comes home for a visit in a couple of weeks she'll post and say hello if she can get out of the bedroom long enough. She really misses me and the cubs and you folks too.

She didn't make it clear whether or not she wanted me to share with you that she's calling me back at 11:30 and we're going to have phone sex.
Have I now gone too far?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:46 pm
Woohoo!

Why isn't she online from DC if she's so bored? Tell her to find an internet cafe!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:49 pm
Bear wrote:
she wants to come home and have sex for 6 hours


I can see you lasting maybe 20 minutes, Bear. Tops.

That leaves five hours and forty mintues.

Pencil Slappy and myself in for the remaining time.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:52 pm
"Pencil" being the operative word....

I miss Squinney in a serious way. Not in a 5 hour and 40 minute way but in a different kind of way.
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fishin
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:55 pm
Re: squinney has gone too far
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
she misses everyone on A2K, she's bored in DC and she wants to come home and have sex for 6 hours.


Are you sure she intended those two to be tied together? Maybe she meant it like "pick up a carton of milk at the store and wash my hair"?

She's prolly run off in DC having sex right now! 1:30 would be about 6 hours after your last chat with her no? Razz

(DC sucks if you are there by yourself. With a few friends it can be a blast.)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:57 pm
Make sure to tell Squinney and my kids I said hi.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 08:57 pm
Great, BVT. I'm calling at 10:30 and tie up the phone for 30 minutes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
boomer wrote:
Pencil" being the operative word....


http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11126.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:02 pm
slappy wrote:
Make sure to tell Squinney and my kids I said hi.


That is so unslappy like. I think there is an imposter in our midst.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:02 pm
Ooops, sorry. I didn't see the "my".

How ya doin', Slapster?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:04 pm
Squint at that "my", Gus, you'll get it.

Yeah, get thee to an internet cafe, Squinney! Or a library! Something!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:04 pm
Har!

You KNOW what they say about hand size and it's correlation to penis size don't you?

Everyone KNOWS how big a pencil is, gus, dear.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:22 pm
<gus examines his diminutive hands and fearfully his gaze travels downward>
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:33 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Bear wrote:
she wants to come home and have sex for 6 hours


I can see you lasting maybe 20 minutes, Bear. Tops.

That leaves five hours and forty mintues.

Pencil Slappy and myself in for the remaining time.


twenty minutes per body part.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:35 pm
Poor Squinney.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:35 pm
Pity the ears.
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