This is my 15,000th post. Marvel at it's greatness.

Look upon my 15,000th post, all you other posters, and marvel. It is a beautiful post, is it not?

It is a big post, a long post, some might even say a gigantic post...but it is also a compassionate and good-hearted post. The kind of post that will pick up the check for dinner and pay for your cab the next morning. A post that will snuggle with you after you've made love to it all night long. A post that understands your needs, and responds to them with alacrity and care. It is a post that will do what it takes to get the job done.

But this post is not only that. No, this post is much more than your average good-hearted, compassionate, hot-lovin' kind of post. It is also a post that can stimulate your mind. It is a post that knows the ways of love, yes, but also how to engage your intellectual being. Care to discuss science and history? The cosmos? Our place in the universe? It can all be yours, for this post has it all. The body, the brains, the whole package, baby.

So look once, and then look again at my 15,000th post, but do not gaze upon it with envy or with rancor, for this post is as much yours as mine. Yes, members of A2K, this post is for, of, and all about you. You are this post, and this post is you. We are all one in this, my 15,000th post, and in this website. We are A2K, and we are...well...here. We are A2K, and we are here.

To sum up, we are here.