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Prehistoric man used hair gel!

 
 
Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 08:47 pm
Not THOSE fig leaves :-)
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 08:55 pm
I find those pix of australopithicus odd - what's with the distended bellies?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 08:58 pm
I doubt the fossils of these early ancestors actually gave a clue about the shape of their bellies, but I am no scientist to say.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:02 pm
I doubt they did. I assume the artist would look at the closest living relatives to those early hominids - make a composit of their bone structure, gorilla/chimp structure and more modern humanoid structure to come up with a figure. But if you look at current, wild primates, they are definitely barrel chested, but not really pot-bellied. The only thing I can think is that they thought these creatures were malnourished for some reason. Of course that wouldn't be true.....
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:05 pm
Maybe too many burritos, washed down by gallons of beer.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:06 pm
maybe! maybe I'll go try to figure out who made that and when. Perhaps they thought vegie diets would do that to a gut.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:28 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
If I used a thick enough hair gel, I could possibly paste some more hair over the bald parts.

Crazy Glue would work better than gel, I think.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:29 pm
That's because you look like MR Bean.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:29 pm
littlek wrote:
I find those pix of australopithicus odd - what's with the distended bellies?

It's all those TV dinners. Shocked

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ReynN/swdin.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:31 pm
heeheehee!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:36 pm
DrewDad wrote:
http://mat.advel.cz/mat/img/nov199901m.jpg


It certainly worked, plus this kind of "hair gel" has lots of protein
which is good for your hair.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:44 pm
Not only that, gel makes good eatin'.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:47 pm
Oho edgar Wink
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:48 pm
reyn made me do it.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 09:53 pm
Edgar, gelatin! Not Gel for hair.

http://www.khmerkromrecipes.com/photo_recipes/rasp_jello.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jan, 2006 10:37 pm
I don't want raspberry. Got any cherry?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 09:20 am
Nope. The only other flavour is gel de hair. Sorry.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 07:21 pm
Did they say what the bog man used as hair gel? This has been on my mind. Lemon and or egg whites can be used, I suppose, but I'm guessing lemons were no where near england yet and egg whites were too precious. So..... what then?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
Apparently:

"The shorter man appeared to attempt to give himself greater stature by a rather curious headdress which was a bit like a Mohican-style with the hair gel, which was a resin imported from France"
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
ah, resin......? Tree sap?
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