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Setanta
 
Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 01:18 am
I saw another thread, in which a member seemed concerned to know if there is a Santa Claus. Leaving all religious tomfoolery aside, the answer can only be: Yes, there is. This is confirmed by employees of both the government of the United States and that of Canada. And, as we all know, the United States government would never, ever lie . . . if you don't believe me, just ask McG . . .

This is what i posted in that other thread:

It just so happens that i heard an Air Force noncom on the radio this evening speaking on this very subject. This year, as has been the case every year since 1955, hundreds of American and Canadian volunteers at NORAD (the North American Aero-Space Defense Command) Headquarters in Colorado track Santa from the time the heat signature of Rudolph's nose is first detected by satellite lifting off from the North Pole, until his sleigh is picked up by the defense radar arrays in North America.

You can learn all about this vital national defense program at the NORAD Tracks Santa site . . .

They did rather a slick job with that web site, i think you might agree . . .
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 01:24 am
That's pretty cool. I bet the kids really get a kick out of it. Thanx for posting it, Mr. Setanta.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 03:16 am
Oh gee oh shucks oh wow

ET with Santa? That'd be really something.

Merry Crimbo!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 06:22 am
What kind of Chrimbo prezzies do you expect, McJock?
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 08:11 am
Crimbo is cancelled in the McJock household, we have decided we have had enough of it. So this year, no cards, no prezzies, no major decorations ... although I have got a tree, and it will be decorated tomorrow....and no special food.

It's "bah, humbug" time here, folks.

Sorry if that seems too sad. I will probably have a drink.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 08:14 am
And i do hope you enjoy it . . .
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 01:16 pm
Why thank you, I shall.
What delights are planned in the Setanta household, may one ask?
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woiyo
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 01:55 pm
Well, if your from Brooklyn, this would be appropriate..

Night before Christmas - Brooklyn Style Spoken by Sal Minella

Subject: Re: Night before Christmas - Brooklyn Style

Twas the night before Christmas
This version was originally written in 1987
try saying it with a Brooklyn accent

Twas da night before Christmas,
and all tru da blcok
Not a creature was stirrin,
not even Ed Koch

Da stockins were hung
by da furnace wit care
In hopes that by mornin
they'd all still be there

Me and this skank
was gettin ready for bed
I wore pajamas
She had a paper bag for her head

When up on da roof
I heard dis big crash
Thoughy it was burgular
I was gonna kick ass

I went out on da firescape
Looked up in da sky
And what did I see
Dis freakin fat guy

Wit a red suit and boots
Dat came up to his knees
In da moonlight he looked
Just like Dom Deluise

He had a big sled
Pulled by deese reindeer
He called one of them dancer
So I assumed he was queer

As he crept off the roof
It became clear to me
Dat dis guy was looking
To steal my TV

Over his shoulder
He had a big sack
He came down the stairs
as I planned my attack

I waited a second
Until the time had seem ripe
Smacked him in da head
Badda-bing wit a pipe

He fell to the floor
Wit a groan and a tud
I was kinda surprised
Dat I didnt see blood

Instead, he rolled over
looked me in da eye
When i seen whod I d hit
I near started to cry

I said "yo santa ,,
I'm sorry alright?
Not for nuttin he said
"But this aint my night"

I got lost in da Bronx,
I ran over some nuns,
Had a near miss by kennedy,
Rudolph's got da runs

I'm out all freakin night
Bustin my hump
But I cant continue now
Not wit dis bump

So do me a favor
and be a real pal
Take over for me
and be Santa, Sal

I said, "yo i'm from brooklyn
I aint right for da part"
But he said bein Santa
comes from da heart

He made me an offer
I couldnt refuse
Stop at every house..........
'cept for da JEWS

I got into da suit
and stepped onto the sleigh
Wondering just why reindeer
smelled dat way

Took off on my mission
Didnt wanna be late
While ol St Nick spended the night
Hosin my date

Dat night I was Santa
Bringin kids joy and bliss
And if you dont believe me
Then hey, JINGLE DIS

Since then i've been wit him
Each year in da cold
Ridin shotgun wit Santa
Cause he's fat and he's old

I'm his number one helper
I've been deputized....
So on dis Christmas eve
Don't youse be surprised

If you hear a voice say
Real loud and abrupt
Merry Christmas to all
Thanks alot-- Shut up!!!
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woiyo
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 01:56 pm
Merry Christmas to All.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2005 01:47 am
We had a nice Christmas, despite a slow start and being rather under-prepared.

Saved a bit on presents, too, but you can spend that on booze Smile

I hope you are all content and comfortable this Yuletide.

Did Santa bring your heart's delight?

McT
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2005 01:57 am
McTag wrote:
Did Santa bring your heart's delight?


No, still living with the same wife as before Laughing
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