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Wed 21 Dec, 2005 12:09 pm
damn
I bought myself this fancy root beer and now it's all chilled and everthing.
went to twist off the top, and damn if it isn't one of those REAL BOTTLE CAPS!
okay, I'm old enough to have dealt with them, but not without a bottle opener......
I know SOMEONE knows how to get the #@*%$#^ thing off.
gettin' purty thirsty here
Oh my god. That's easy. You just put the edge of the cap on top of the edge of a straight-edged counter top (make sure it's a tough counter top though or you might damage it), and then smack the top of the thing with the flat of your hand. You might have to give it a few wacks to get the feel of how hard you'll need to hit it to knock the cap loosed but not smack the bottle out of your hand and on to the floor, but you'll get it.
Easy peasy papa cheesy
Did that make sense? I noticed a couple typos in there, but hey I haven't slept in over twenty six hours now. I'm going to go to sleep as soon as I start hallucinatin'...
Oooh...pretty little dancing stardoos, all in a row...yes, dance for me, little stardoos...pretty little dancing stardoos...
I could tell you how to open it with a lighter but then I would have to kill you.
Use your teeth.
Wait! ..... do you drink lots of milk?
Where are you at that you don't have a bottle opener? Home?
or, stick the cap so the bottom side is on your lower teeth and the top is being held own by your upper teeth. Then have someone smack you hard on top of your head. This way you wont ruin your counter tops. Another way is to quickly smash the bottle top against a brick sill thus breaking the bottle at the neck. In this one it would be advisable to then pour the sody pop into a separate glass so you dont spill any .
Anything else ya need?
pretty stardoos...ooooohhhhhh...aaaaaaahhhhh...oooooooohhhh...
OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY THAT HURTS YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT HITTING IT WITH YOUR HAND WOULD HURT!!!!
BTW - when the pain subsides, do not use a nearby plastic glass to hit the cap. You will punch a whole in the bottom after the 2nd try.
Use something heavy - like a swingline stapler.
swingline staplers also bash nails into walls pretty good too, for hanging pictures.
This root beer really sucks....Goose Island.....actually I think it's because I bought the diet. bleech.
oh - thanks kicky
Me too! We have so much in common, Chai Tea...wanna make out?
Chai Tea wrote:milk makes me fart
Okay .... don't use your teeth.
And thanks for the "overshare." :wink:
kickycan wrote:Me too! We have so much in common, Chai Tea...wanna make out?
yeah sure!
we do have a lot in common. I'm a boy too!
A boy with soft delicate hands.
That's okay, I'm a hermaphrodite. But I do have soft delicate hands too. And a nice rack, if I do say so myself. C'mere big boy...take a walk on the wild side...
Oh, ****, I love that song...now I have to go steal, er, I mean download it from a reputable website and pay for it, like a good consumer.
kickycan wrote:That's okay, I'm a hermaphrodite. But I do have soft delicate hands too. And a nice rack, if I do say so myself. C'mere big boy...take a walk on the wild side...
a hermaphrodite - does that mean you can't give blood?
poke a hole in the top
break it open and filter the glass
buy one with a screw off cap
or
drink real beer..
Chai Tea wrote:kickycan wrote:That's okay, I'm a hermaphrodite. But I do have soft delicate hands too. And a nice rack, if I do say so myself. C'mere big boy...take a walk on the wild side...
a hermaphrodite - does that mean you can't give blood?
Actually, I can give blood! And, being a hermaphrodite, I can even "prick" myself!
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