Something like this would go excellent right now!
Tonight's 649 jackpot: $10 million!
Chickenfeed. The Texas Lotto is worth 33 million.
You do know how it got to 33 million, of course.
Yep. They made it so that nobody could have such impossible luck to win since last September.
Gus, I'm going to get you some capybara slippers!
STRAY CAT!!!!
How could you say such a thing! Oh my God, you don't mean slippers made from the skins of capybaras, do you? You'll give Gus a heart attack! He'll be up all night now, guarding his beloved capybaras! (What kind of leather do they make, anyway? Forget I said that.) Where did you get such an idea?! You don't mean to say that there are other <shudder!> people who hunt capybaras and turn them into shoes, too?! Oh, this is just too horrible for words!
Er....
Or did you mean slippers FOR his capybaras?
<crossing fingers>
You can make much better leather from little, baby naugas.
Surely, after the 70s, there can't be any naugas left, roger.
edgarblythe wrote:Chickenfeed. The Texas Lotto is worth 33 million.
hehe, And how much will be eaten up by taxes?
And how long will you have to wait to get it all?
Littlek
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BBB
Reyn wrote:edgarblythe wrote:Chickenfeed. The Texas Lotto is worth 33 million.
hehe, And how much will be eaten up by taxes?
And how long will you have to wait to get it all?
Federal taxes only. We have a state sales tax.
And you can select the "cash option."
