Humphreys - It's the new swear word.

I once dated a Mike Hunt. I didn't make the connection until I heard it in "Grease."

There's a car dealership owner named Richard Head. He used to come to our horse sales. When Dad introduced him to me my eyes went wide (I didn't dare react further) 'cause Dad introduced him to me using his shortened first name.

We once had a Minister in Parliament called: Richard Face.

Lawdy - what he must have gone thru a school!


The one that really gets me is 'fanny'. In the States it refers to the posterior of a female, in the UK it is the anterior!

And for 'fanny-pack'! The answer must always be: 'Not sure if I can fit anything else in today...'

In 'Dirty Jokes & Beer' Drew Carey has a moment that the networks wouldn't allow. He & his mates are at their old highschool when one of their former teachers finds them:


'It's detention for you Hunt! You too Dick Hertz, and you Lingus!'