farmerman wrote:can anyone help me? Id like something light and gay.
How 'bout something light and "gray."
what are you a Bellsnickel?
Is this light and "gray" enough?
:wink:
Intrepid wrote:and a bit bigger still
rotate 90 degrees counter-clockwise and you have yourself a yule log...
Intrepid wrote:Green Witch wrote:It took me 3 days to figure out to shrink this thing to 6kb, now you want me to decorate it? I don't think so.
Thanks Intrepid, I'll pop it in when I'm a little more awake.
farmerman wrote:what are you a Bellsnickel?
Now that you mention it, the resemblance is uncanny!
How about something more subtle farmerman
red tie -- very gangsta...
he said he wanted gay.....
And Walter should go with the program too
Some of these are fabulous!!!
I do not know if this belongs here, but here it is anyway....
I work in a children's hospital now, and it is a hoot to see the weird and wonderful christmas things beginning to happen.
For instance, I have no idea what was on today, but suddenly there were numerous old people around, in the lifts, all clutching numerous brightly coloured, helium filled balloons.
One very tiny old lady had become trapped....lost for some time in a lift which took her here and there, but never, it seems, to the fourth floor where she wished to go.
By the time I stepped into the lift, she was clutching her balloons agitatedly, muttering words that contrasted wonderfully with one's preconceived notions of little old ladydom, and was, I swear, barely keeping her shoes on the floor against the pull of the balloons and her agitation.
Truly, when I saw her leave the lift, at last where she wanted to be, I expected her to rise into the air, like a profane and wrinkled fairy, and disappear into Sleeping Beauty's christening, to cause havoc.
Then there are the doctor clowns......who are always here, but have become even more brightly coloured and, frankly, rather manic.
I am, a little scared of clowns.....
Then, there are the new dolls.
They are HUGE! Toddler sized, with rather scarily animated porcelain faces, perfect hair, unbelievably lovely handmade clothes (from someone's treasured doll collection, they are, kindly donated).
They are perfect, immaculate, pristine.
We'll soon fix that......
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