A blow up doll with self cleaning parts that DOESN'T deflate half way through........
and an egg coddler.
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The Pentacle Queen
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 04:43 am
there is one comming to Droitwich manor right now Lord Ellpus.
You are so funny.
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material girl
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 04:56 am
Just one thing,world peace.
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spendius
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 06:21 am
I'll settle for having a dream in which I'm on the Orient Express and Queenie enters my compartment just as we are picking up speed outside Paris and makes herself comfortable something along these lines-
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The Pentacle Queen
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 07:19 am
You absoloute pervert!
How about we skip the orient express and just have a good hard shag eh?
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Gargamel
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 08:36 am
Some fifteen year-old chicks.
A pound of coke.
And world peace.
In no specific order. Except, yeah, the chicks first.
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shewolfnm
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 08:37 am
Man fuk woman on grass-
have piece on earth
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material girl
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 08:38 am
Do you think world peace is unachievable?
Id settle for a set of kitchen knives.
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The Pentacle Queen
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 08:41 am
Interesting.
The two most asked for presents are sex and world peace.
I think we can deduce from this, Make Love Not War!!!!!!!!!
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spendius
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 09:04 am
Aw shucks Queenie-I'm a bit sort of well you know a bit busy right now and anyway I would only corrupt you and in my Christmas dream there would be no such difficulties and no harm done and no after effects and I don't do hard shags anymore as my knees gave out and I had to resort to voluptuous caressings accompanied by romantic whisperings which unfortunately rendered me even more popular than the hard shaggings had done and now I have mystical leanings in which biology dissolves leaving only sensation.
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The Pentacle Queen
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 09:09 am
But you wouldnt to dissapoint me now, would you?
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material girl
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 09:12 am
Id ask for sex but I thought you were asking about christmas presents, not miracles.
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The Pentacle Queen
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 09:14 am
Darling, dont be so hard on yourself!!!!!
Go out there and get some!
You could get some christmas presents at the same time if you like.
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material girl
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 09:19 am
Hahaha, ooh, Id like to pay for the latest Barry White CD please and ....er ...fancy a sh*g?
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DrewDad
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Tue 22 Nov, 2005 10:11 am
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
Stumble It!
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