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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 02:05 am
Indeed it is.


I was being polite and passing over that one.....



Like the mini angel of death...
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 08:12 am
What about "Orange eats midget"? Would that pass grammatical standards?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 08:22 am
McTag wrote:
"Midgets eats orange" is ungrammatical, even by headlines-in-America standards


Not in this case: (Mark) Midgets (family name) eats orange...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 08:27 am
When midgets have sex, do they engage in threeplay?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 08:29 am
That's a bit short...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 08:31 am
dlowan wrote:
How on earth did Kicky make the leap that the midget was DIRTY?



You are one mean midget bigot, Kicky.


Typical New Yorker....


I meant it as a compliment!

And for your information, Ms. Lowan, I believe they like to be called "little people," and therefore, would submit that it is YOU who is the mean "little people" bigot! A-HA!

Frickin' Aussies...
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 09:30 am
djjd62
djjd62 wrote:
clementines, they're midgets after all


Hey, djjd62, watch it! I love clementines and always buy several sacks of them each winter. I weep when they are all gone.

http://www.tis-gdv.de/tis_e/ware/obst/clementi/clementi.htm

BBB
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 09:38 am
It was an apple not an orange. Stop spreading false rumors Gus. Surprised
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 09:59 am
I swear, Gus and I must be on the same wavelength.

Just this past Thursday, I paid a few midgets to stand in front of me and eat oranges, while I had the good time with myself.

Completely normal activity, really.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 10:10 am
AngeliqueEast wrote:
It was an apple not an orange. Stop spreading false rumors Gus. Surprised

Here are a couple of "little people" playing with an orange now. It indeed was not an apple!

http://www.oddjack.com/midgets.jpg
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 10:16 am
Reyn wrote:
AngeliqueEast wrote:
It was an apple not an orange. Stop spreading false rumors Gus. Surprised

Here are a couple of "little people" playing with an orange now. It indeed was not an apple!

http://www.oddjack.com/midgets.jpg



Reyn, those were other midgets Shocked
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 03:01 pm
Gotta hand it to ya, Reyn. You come up with the most convincing evidence. That'll stand up in court.

Er...did I say 'court'? Bad dog.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 05:36 pm
kickycan wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How on earth did Kicky make the leap that the midget was DIRTY?



You are one mean midget bigot, Kicky.


Typical New Yorker....


I meant it as a compliment!

And for your information, Ms. Lowan, I believe they like to be called "little people," and therefore, would submit that it is YOU who is the mean "little people" bigot! A-HA!

Frickin' Aussies...



You'll not be frickin' THIS Aussie if you be gonna be so mean!


Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 06:56 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Gotta hand it to ya, Reyn. You come up with the most convincing evidence. That'll stand up in court.

I know, I know, it's a gift (or a curse?) that I have. It's the darnedest thing!

You can always count on me to come with the right thing, at the right time. :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2005 07:19 pm
they are not playing with an orange.
they are playing with a kiwi
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2005 11:24 am
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How on earth did Kicky make the leap that the midget was DIRTY?



You are one mean midget bigot, Kicky.


Typical New Yorker....


I meant it as a compliment!

And for your information, Ms. Lowan, I believe they like to be called "little people," and therefore, would submit that it is YOU who is the mean "little people" bigot! A-HA!

Frickin' Aussies...



You'll not be frickin' THIS Aussie if you be gonna be so mean!


Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


I can see that my words have hurt you deeply. I would like to make it up to you by offering you a place...<Puts Kickycan-patented portable "Bed in a Matchbox" on floor and pushes release button--Sproing! Ker-ping! Skree-eeek! Flooop!--within seconds, a beautiful big brass bed has sprung up, seemingly from nowhere>...to take refuge, relax, and have exotic scented oils rubbed all over your body.

<hits remote; Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay" begins to play as the lights go down>

Come on, my darling, Won't you forgive me? Come on, lay across my big brass bed...
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2005 11:31 am
Mmmmmmmmm........that bed looks mighty inviting. She better hurry or someone else might crawl in it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/eyelashes.gif
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2005 12:11 pm
A portable brass bed, I like that! lol
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2005 02:46 pm
Damn fine song, that!
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2005 04:03 pm
I think thats probably the most romantic thing youre liable to hear dlowan say...
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