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Thu 17 Nov, 2005 01:29 am
So I haven't been here for about a week, and I'm just catching up a little...and I find two seperate references by Slappy to punching people in the uterus. This seems to indicate some kind of aggression towards, not women, because only one of the threats was actually directed at women, but towards uteri in general. Hmm. What does this mean, psychologically? Traumatized by a uterus at some critical formative moment? Discuss.
When he was little, his mom kept him warm by putting his feet in her muff.
'nuff said.
Slappy has a great sense of humor - not understood by
everyone, but the ones who do, appreciate it.
Slappy is a dilldo.
End of story.
Or is that, Slappy likes dilldos? Shoot. I can't remember.....
he enjoys aggressive midget monkey sex.
I heard he once sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin
Berlin? I heard it was Central Park.
It could've happened both places, I suppose.
He's in a bit of a dry spell. His only option for getting near a uterus is physical assault.
DrewDad wrote:When he was little, his mom kept him warm by putting his feet in her muff.
'nuff said.
Still having trouble trying to figger why his mom stuck his tootsies in one of these things.
It was on his vocabulary list this week and he has to use it in five sentences.
I've been punching uteri like crazy--with my "dongfist."
Uh.
I don't see any "dongfist" pitcher man.
Perhaps it's a grower....
That's what they all say.
I tucked it behind me for that particular photo-op; in fact, it looks as if it is protruding from the back of my head.
Nobody is buying that tale gargamel...
Well, I feel that I'm that much closer to understanding what makes Slappy tick.
I hope we've all learned a little something today, about uteri, about Slappy, and just maybe, ourselves.
cyphercat wrote:Well, I feel that I'm that much closer to understanding what makes Slappy tick.
I hope we've all learned a little something today, about uteri, about Slappy, and just maybe, ourselves.
"The only way to the self is through the uterus." --Buddha
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